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[Ikeren]

66. When you can swap 8 hours of sleep for 4 hours of meditating with an elf, with no prior training, and suffer no ill effects for it.

[Rebel7284]

63... When the tarrasque can be defeated without a wish or miracle.... at level 9

Details please.  What combination of spells reliably defeat the Tarasque at this level?

[betrayor]

63... When the tarrasque can be defeated without a wish or miracle.... at level 9

Details please.  What combination of spells reliably defeat the Tarasque at this level?

I suppose it is because Tarrasque can not fly....
So my first guess would me a combination of flying and pelting the Tarrasque from up above with heave objects....

[PhaedrusXY]

63... When the tarrasque can be defeated without a wish or miracle.... at level 9

Details please.  What combination of spells reliably defeat the Tarasque at this level?

A level 5 cleric can do it, with a bit of boosting to his effective turning level from items or feats. Command an allip, sick it on the tarrasque, then cast Meld into Stone and wait for the tarrasque to go catatonic from wisdom drain. It won't technically be dead, but it won't be getting back up, either. You can set up a Tarrasque steak shop right next to it, and enjoy your infinite wealth.

[archangel.arcanis]

63... When the tarrasque can be defeated without a wish or miracle.... at level 9

Details please.  What combination of spells reliably defeat the Tarasque at this level?

A level 5 cleric can do it, with a bit of boosting to his effective turning level from items or feats. Command an allip, sick it on the tarrasque, then cast Meld into Stone and wait for the tarrasque to go catatonic from wisdom drain. It won't technically be dead, but it won't be getting back up, either. You can set up a Tarrasque steak shop right next to it, and enjoy your infinite wealth.

Regeneration for the win!

[The_Mad_Linguist]

I think drowning also bypasses regeneration.

[Mixster]

61.When a dragon who can cast as an 19 level sorcerer in addition to all his other dragon goodies is only 15 cr......

When a human with 48 levels of wizard is CR48 and a tarrasque with 48 levels of wizard is CR 44.

Well since the Tarrasque only has an int of 3, I think it's fair that even though it has a gazillion levels of wizard it probably isn't getting much better.

[Bozwevial]

61.When a dragon who can cast as an 19 level sorcerer in addition to all his other dragon goodies is only 15 cr......

When a human with 48 levels of wizard is CR48 and a tarrasque with 48 levels of wizard is CR 44.

Well since the Tarrasque only has an int of 3, I think it's fair that even though it has a gazillion levels of wizard it probably isn't getting much better.

Eh, it's still better, if only because it has a few more hit points and points of BaB.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

Eh, put all the level stat boosts into intelligence.

[Bastian]

61.When a dragon who can cast as an 19 level sorcerer in addition to all his other dragon goodies is only 15 cr......

When a human with 48 levels of wizard is CR48 and a tarrasque with 48 levels of wizard is CR 44.

Well since the Tarrasque only has an int of 3, I think it's fair that even though it has a gazillion levels of wizard it probably isn't getting much better.

Considering how many levels it just took, it should have more than enough intelligence. 3 + 12 (from the 48 levels) = 15. 15 + 12 enhancement bonus + 5 innate bonus (from wish)= 32. 32 + an arbitrarily high amount from epic spells = whatever the hell you want it to equal.
Edit: Partial ninja'ed.

[McPoyo]

63... When the tarrasque can be defeated without a wish or miracle.... at level 9

Details please.  What combination of spells reliably defeat the Tarasque at this level?

A level 5 cleric can do it, with a bit of boosting to his effective turning level from items or feats. Command an allip, sick it on the tarrasque, then cast Meld into Stone and wait for the tarrasque to go catatonic from wisdom drain. It won't technically be dead, but it won't be getting back up, either. You can set up a Tarrasque steak shop right next to it, and enjoy your infinite wealth.

Pry open his mouth, and repeatedly cast Create Water to drown him. Drowning bypasses regen.

[Prime32]

[As a level 5 character,] pry open [the tarrasque's] mouth

This sounds both clever and safe!

[McPoyo]

[As a level 5 character,] pry open [the tarrasque's] mouth

This sounds both clever and safe!

allip already rendered him helpless

Edit: That's right. Clerics kill the tarrasque with an Orison.

[Tenebrous Apostate]

[As a level 5 character,] pry open [the tarrasque's] mouth

This sounds both clever and safe!

allip already rendered him helpless

Edit: That's right. Clerics kill the tarrasque with an Orison.

Specificaly I was thinking summon undead IV could summon an allip and after it renders the tarrasque unconsious a shadow could finish it of since all thing reduced to 0 str by a shadow die...

[Prime32]

[As a level 5 character,] pry open [the tarrasque's] mouth

This sounds both clever and safe!

allip already rendered him helpless

Edit: That's right. Clerics kill the tarrasque with an Orison.

Specificaly I was thinking summon undead IV could summon an allip and after it renders the tarrasque unconsious a shadow could finish it of since all thing reduced to 9 str by a shadow die...

I think you mean 0 Str. And the tarrasque is immune to the shadow's Ability Damage but not the allip's Ability Drain.

[bananaphone]

Any druid forms have Ability Drain that could accomplish this same feat?
The only one I know of is a Yellow Musk Creeper (Fiend Folio, INT drain), but the victim has to be helpless.

[Tenebrous Apostate]

[As a level 5 character,] pry open [the tarrasque's] mouth

This sounds both clever and safe!

allip already rendered him helpless

Edit: That's right. Clerics kill the tarrasque with an Orison.

Specificaly I was thinking summon undead IV could summon an allip and after it renders the tarrasque unconsious a shadow could finish it of since all thing reduced to 9 str by a shadow die...

I think you mean 0 Str. And the tarrasque is immune to the shadow's Ability Damage but not the allip's Ability Drain.

Fixed.. strange I was sure the shadows do Str drain and not damage. Never mind.. the Allip still wins the day and you can allways drag the tarrasque to the closest lake\see\whatever and drown it

[Caelic]

67.  Dinosaurs didn't go extinct due to a meteor or climate change; they were all one-shotted by a third-level wizard.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

68. When dragons are degenerated kobolds.

[emaNsdrawkcaB]

69. When a certain PC (Pun-Pun) is stronger than all the pantheons put together.