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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #160 on: September 19, 2010, 07:48:01 PM »
battletoads war-toads

EDIT: dang it, war beast requires medium size.

how about adding spell fire instead of improvised weapon.

magebred spellfire toads, 15 con, accidentally hit them w/ a spell and your toast.

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its a shame that magebred only makes them int 2, int 3 and they could take a level of warlock and use summon swarm and EB.

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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #161 on: September 19, 2010, 07:51:23 PM »
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #162 on: September 21, 2010, 10:48:55 AM »
You might be playing 3.5 if you can optimize toads.
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« Reply #163 on: September 21, 2010, 10:51:46 AM »
You might be playing 3.5 in Russia if toads can optimize YOU!
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« Reply #164 on: September 21, 2010, 12:47:22 PM »
You might be playing 3.5 if you can wait for someone to do something, then you respond by taking the exact same amount of time, and you're finished before he is.
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #165 on: September 21, 2010, 05:08:42 PM »
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« Reply #166 on: September 21, 2010, 05:14:34 PM »
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #167 on: September 21, 2010, 05:15:34 PM »
If you can destroy a pantheon with a cantrip.  :D
To be fair it is a first level spell not a cantrip.  :lol
It's actually a shadow illusion of that spell. So if you're a gnome illusionist SCM, you could use a cantrip. :P That would give it a save and SR, though. So you're probably better off using the original 1st level version.  :lmao
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #168 on: September 21, 2010, 10:53:31 PM »
70. If twenty toads are somehow an overwhelmingly difficult encounter for a single character.
someone say  battletoads?

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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #169 on: September 25, 2010, 01:00:18 AM »
71.  If someone says, "A half-dragon wartroll, a phrenic thri-kreen, and a beholder walk into a bar"...and it's NOT the beginning of a joke.

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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #170 on: September 25, 2010, 01:45:18 AM »
71.  If someone says, "A half-dragon wartroll, a phrenic thri-kreen, and a beholder walk into a bar"...and it's NOT the beginning of a joke.
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« Reply #171 on: September 25, 2010, 06:03:16 AM »
I read through this thread and I have to say. I laughed, I cried, I even wet me pants.

72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor.

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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #172 on: September 25, 2010, 06:32:46 AM »
I read through this thread and I have to say. I laughed, I cried, I even wet me pants.

72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor.
Actually, they can. There's a feat for that.

76. ...a statement you posted on this thread turns out to be negated by a feat.
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #173 on: September 25, 2010, 06:35:16 PM »
~Ammendment~
72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor without a feat.

76a. ...or a PrC ability.


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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #174 on: September 25, 2010, 07:09:26 PM »
~Ammendment~
72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor without a feat.

76a. ...or a PrC ability.


He can wear it, it just won't do anything.
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #175 on: September 26, 2010, 08:15:00 PM »
77. You can't tell the difference between a Battlesmith and an Ollam.

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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #176 on: September 26, 2010, 08:21:57 PM »
77. You can't tell the difference between a Battlesmith and an Ollam.
The ollam is the one everyone is laughing at.
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #177 on: September 27, 2010, 02:50:30 AM »
I don't laugh at it. It's more sad than funny.

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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #178 on: September 27, 2010, 03:21:07 AM »
78. ... there's a(n epic-level) market for sleepwalking weaponsmiths.
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Re: You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...
« Reply #179 on: September 27, 2010, 03:23:46 AM »
78. ... there's an epic-level market for sleepwalking weaponsmiths.
79: You can't tell if the above quote is referring to people purchasing weapons which walk in their sleep, purchasing weaponsmiths which walk in their sleep, purchasing weapons crafted by a weaponsmith who walks in their sleep, purchasing weapons crafted by a weaponsmith who walks in his sleep which themselves in turn also walk in their sleep, or purchasing a sleep-walking weaponsmith who, while walking in his sleep, smiths weapons that themselves walk in their sleep.
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