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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #620 on: May 23, 2008, 02:54:31 PM »
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Hey! I like spouting lies. It's very entertaining to observe how people on the internet are buffing their small egos by declaring victories over some stupid MBFs. :smirk
Also - I hate people who use too smart words that I don't understand. :mad

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #621 on: May 23, 2008, 03:01:33 PM »
+NI

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #622 on: May 23, 2008, 03:04:10 PM »
...Shapeshifters are hot. /bias

Are we talking Mysique shapeshifters here, or Dopplegangers?  Cuz Mystique's totally smokin, but I think Dopplegangers are unisexual.... and lay eggs.
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #623 on: May 23, 2008, 03:08:03 PM »
Someone needs to link to an OOTS strip or five.

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #624 on: May 23, 2008, 03:11:03 PM »
Someone needs to link to an OOTS strip or five.

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #625 on: May 23, 2008, 03:18:35 PM »
Someone needs to link to an OOTS strip or five.

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Niced. She's hotter in the mirror though.

Got to agree with that.
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #626 on: May 23, 2008, 04:10:00 PM »
...Shapeshifters are hot. /bias

Are we talking Mysique shapeshifters here, or Dopplegangers?  Cuz Mystique's totally smokin, but I think Dopplegangers are unisexual.... and lay eggs.

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #627 on: May 23, 2008, 04:23:22 PM »
Neither.

Wereleopard chicks are pretty hot.

or....

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #628 on: May 23, 2008, 04:52:37 PM »
Someone needs to link to an OOTS strip or five.

Oh, and
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Niced. She's hotter in the mirror though.

Got to agree with that.

Honestly, it's the blue skin. Blue skin always makes things sexier.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #629 on: May 23, 2008, 05:03:52 PM »
Someone needs to link to an OOTS strip or five.

Oh, and
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Niced. She's hotter in the mirror though.

Got to agree with that.

Honestly, it's the blue skin. Blue skin always makes things sexier.

red's better  :P
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #630 on: May 23, 2008, 05:08:28 PM »
Nah, red feels like a bad skin burn. Blue's way better.
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I hate mouth breathing fuckwits who go around spouting lies, even after being corrected on those lies, and that bait mods into helping to defend their wrongness and fail. I also hate the MBFs that don't understand the meaning of words, and that can't get a fucking clue.
Hey! I like spouting lies. It's very entertaining to observe how people on the internet are buffing their small egos by declaring victories over some stupid MBFs. :smirk
Also - I hate people who use too smart words that I don't understand. :mad

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Go fuck yourself, because others won't do it for you.

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #631 on: May 23, 2008, 05:16:33 PM »
Besides, it's easier to see blood on blue skin than on red skin.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #632 on: May 23, 2008, 05:26:25 PM »
Besides, it's easier to see blood on blue skin than on red skin.

This becomes an issue often?
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #633 on: May 23, 2008, 05:40:51 PM »
Besides, it's easier to see blood on blue skin than on red skin.

This becomes an issue often?

On red skin, yes.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #634 on: May 23, 2008, 05:54:03 PM »
Be it known that I'm not into sadomasochism, unlike the previous poster.  :twitch
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I hate mouth breathing fuckwits who go around spouting lies, even after being corrected on those lies, and that bait mods into helping to defend their wrongness and fail. I also hate the MBFs that don't understand the meaning of words, and that can't get a fucking clue.
Hey! I like spouting lies. It's very entertaining to observe how people on the internet are buffing their small egos by declaring victories over some stupid MBFs. :smirk
Also - I hate people who use too smart words that I don't understand. :mad

Hi Welcome

Go fuck yourself, because others won't do it for you.

Stop flirting you two.  :p
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #635 on: May 23, 2008, 06:11:25 PM »
Be it known that I'm not into sadomasochism, unlike the previous poster.  :twitch

I'd say you're missing out, and he's wuite willing to show you why. :lol
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #636 on: May 23, 2008, 06:23:57 PM »

I'd say you're missing out, and he's wuite willing to show you why. :lol

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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #637 on: May 23, 2008, 06:29:27 PM »
It's a requirement to DM games. Gotta have those solid basics to build on, after all :P
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #638 on: May 23, 2008, 06:39:05 PM »
Oh, sadomasochistic tendencies while DMing are all right with me, I have had my fair share of them. It's in the bed where I don't want them.
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I hate mouth breathing fuckwits who go around spouting lies, even after being corrected on those lies, and that bait mods into helping to defend their wrongness and fail. I also hate the MBFs that don't understand the meaning of words, and that can't get a fucking clue.
Hey! I like spouting lies. It's very entertaining to observe how people on the internet are buffing their small egos by declaring victories over some stupid MBFs. :smirk
Also - I hate people who use too smart words that I don't understand. :mad

Hi Welcome

Go fuck yourself, because others won't do it for you.

Stop flirting you two.  :p
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Re: CO Call Out
« Reply #639 on: May 23, 2008, 06:57:36 PM »
But that is the best part... Eer.
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