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PhaedrusXY

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Re: equipment for a 1st level cleric
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2010, 04:22:04 PM »
A platoon of attack mules!!
You laugh, but they're so cheap that even a 1st level character could afford to do it! And they're tough! I think they're severely underpriced, probably due to the fact that no one wants to be ridiculed for riding a mule instead of a warhorse. We'll see who is laughing when my platoon of attack mules is done with them!  :evillaugh
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Re: equipment for a 1st level cleric
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2010, 07:11:46 PM »
A platoon of attack mules!!
You laugh, but they're so cheap that even a 1st level character could afford to do it! And they're tough! I think they're severely underpriced, probably due to the fact that no one wants to be ridiculed for riding a mule instead of a warhorse. We'll see who is laughing when my platoon of attack mules is done with them!  :evillaugh
This is what you're planning for Kalal, isn't it? :lol
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