Barry and Bertha seem livid as these infernal bears appear - unholy mockeries of a sacred animal. As the bears' rays hit her and her nephew, the priestess of Bharrai growls, foaming at her mouth and practically blind with rage. Barry, clutching at his eye, steps off the bear he has been riding and runs for cover. Then, he takes a deep breath and blows into a magnificiently carved horn, possibly made from a giant bear's claw, a clarion sound that drowns out the sounds of slaughter and death. In unison with the horn's sound, the bears let loose an earth-shaking roar, seemingly augmented rather than drowned out by the horn. Then, Barry starts intoning one of the Eternal Army's creeds.
"We are the bones of the bear."The words, though they are spoken in normal volume, resound and are audible to everyone on the battlefield. Again the Lieutenant blows his horn, accompanied by Bertha and her companion bear's wild roars.
"Claws are our body and thunder is our blood."A third time the horn resounds, and a third time Bertha and her animal cohort roar. And then, they charge. Bertha and her loyal Bartholomew engage the fiendish bear assailing Noxatra, bellowing with fury. Bart is the first to reach it, and rears up on his hind paws in a stance reminscent of disciples of the martial Stone Dragon discipline. Striking out, the armored bear delivers a bone-shattering strike to the enemy's spine, then immediately steps forward and pulls it into a literal, crushing bear hug.
Meanwhile, Bertha likewise rears up on her hind legs, but she merely mauls at the fiendish mockery of a bear with her claws, seeming to glow with an holy light. This must be what it looks like to watch a bear mother rip a threat to her cubs limb from limb - except this bear mother is divinely empowered on top of it all.
[spoiler]Hoo boy. Let's see.
Barry's TurnMove action: Dismount.
Free action: Drop prone for protection from the bears' laser eyes
Standard Action: Start Inspiring Courage, with the full Badge of Valor+Words of Creation retinue. All his allies - that's Noxatra, Meepo, Veldor and any of his summons, Bertha, and Bart - gain a +8 morale bonus to hit and a +10 morale bonus to damage and saves against charm and fear effects so long as they can hear him chanting and blowing his horn. Barry takes 3d4 points of nonlethal damage from this.
Nonlethal damage (3d4=9)Inspire Courage Breakdown: +2 Effective Bard level, +1 Badge of Valor, +1 Song of the Heart, +1 Masterwork Horn (damage and saves only) makes +4/+5, Words of Creation doubles this.
Bertha's/Bart's turnBart:
Move action: Move to engage the bear near Noxatra. Bart will try to get into a position from where he can set up a flank for Bertha when she charges if he can do so without drawing an AoO.
Swift Action: Enter Crushing Weight of the Mountain stance.
Standard action: Initiate Mountain Hammer on the sucker. Stunt the attack roll and dump the whole BAB into Power Attack. With IC factored in, that's a total +2 to hit, +15 damage.
Mountain Hammer attack (1d20+17=21, 1d20+17=22). Blech.
Mountain Hammer damage (1d8+2d6+24=34) On a hit, Bart makes an automatic grapple attempt as a free action.
Free action: Free grapple check. Enemy bear doesn't get an AoO. Stunting the check, of course.
Grapple Check (1d20+19=32, 1d20+19=28) On a successful grapple check, Bart constricts for 2d6+13.
Constrict Damage (2d6+13=19)Bertha:
Full-round action: Charge the bear Bart attacked. If Bart's not grapplin him, try to get a flanking position without drawng an AoO. The rest of the rolls assume no flanking. Attack roll is stunted; +19 regular attack, +8 IC, +2 charge.
Charge attack (1d20+29=42, 1d20+29=36) Bertha gets Holy on all her natural weapons from her Necklace, so the damage roll assumes the bear is evil.
Charge damage (1d8+2d6+23=35, 1d8+2d6+23=33) Damn, forgot to make the number of die rolls 1 again... ignore one of these.
Buffs: I'm assuming minimum buffs right now since my spell list is yet a work in progress, so right now it's only Luminous Armor on Bertha, precast with a duration of 20 hours. It puts her AC at 32 (flat-footed 29, touch stays the same) and imposes a -4 penalty on all attack rolls against her.[/spoiler]