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geniussavant

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2010, 11:54:25 AM »
What should my fourth visage to bind  be?

And bump :D
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
And if that fails try this


 
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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #101 on: May 17, 2010, 01:02:36 PM »
What other ones will you be binding?

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #102 on: May 18, 2010, 02:23:23 AM »
karsus, and paimon eventually binding andras, using the visage from the cityscape link, only when I need to make something the I don't have the feat for. But at lvl 20 I'll have an extra visage slot left. Thanks for the help, sorry I wasn't on earlier, you know skateboards and WoW take up way to much of my time to be healthy, lol.
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
And if that fails try this


 
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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2010, 11:55:24 AM »
karsus, and paimon eventually binding andras, using the visage from the cityscape link, only when I need to make something the I don't have the feat for. But at lvl 20 I'll have an extra visage slot left. Thanks for the help, sorry I wasn't on earlier, you know skateboards and WoW take up way to much of my time to be healthy, lol.
It's Vestige, not Visage. And I always liked Balam for the free reroll every 5 rounds.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2010, 12:11:03 PM »
Chupoclops is generally awesome.

geniussavant

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #105 on: May 18, 2010, 12:35:35 PM »
I'll check them out tonight, I'm away from books right now.
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
And if that fails try this


 
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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #106 on: May 18, 2010, 03:13:42 PM »
Oh yeah... depending on what level we're talking about, that crazy alienist vestige in the online article is insanely good.

Edit: Zceryll, "The Star Spawn". Only 6th level, so not as high as I remembered. Offers Telepathy 100', Mindsight, and unlimited Summon Monster that scales with your level...
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #107 on: May 18, 2010, 03:19:52 PM »
And a save of be dazed ray attack. It is really the most powerful vestige available.

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #108 on: May 19, 2010, 02:22:49 AM »
That is really powerful, but the template that it gives u would really hurt the fluff of my character, any way around the template?
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
And if that fails try this


 
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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #109 on: May 19, 2010, 10:07:05 AM »
The Alternate Form ability can be turned on and off at will. I don't think you're a tentacle beast unless you want to be.

geniussavant

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #110 on: May 19, 2010, 10:40:39 AM »
Sweet. Thanks
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
And if that fails try this


 
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Havok4

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #111 on: May 19, 2010, 01:35:45 PM »
You will look somewhat otherworldly but that is a minor issue. I would recommend against using that vestige in a normal game as it is basically the only way a Binder can break the game, but you are gestalting with artificer with +3 free LA, so I think using it will be fine. Be sure to remember the free mindsight you get from that vestige.

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #112 on: May 19, 2010, 02:03:18 PM »
Thanks for all of the help. You are all awesome. Hope your dice are 20's. The game starts tomorrow, thanks again
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
And if that fails try this


 
[/spoiler]

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #113 on: May 19, 2010, 02:41:09 PM »
The Alternate Form ability can be turned on and off at will. I don't think you're a tentacle beast unless you want to be.
Dude, why would you ever not want to be? Tentacle beasts get mad chicks, if the internet has taught me anything!

:P
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #114 on: May 19, 2010, 03:34:18 PM »
Chupoclops is generally awesome.
I just checked out this Vestige, and I gotta agree.

But my first impression was from the name... I thought it was the offspring of the chupacabra and a cyclops.

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #115 on: May 19, 2010, 04:04:05 PM »
The Alternate Form ability can be turned on and off at will. I don't think you're a tentacle beast unless you want to be.
Dude, why would you ever not want to be? Tentacle beasts get mad chicks, if the internet has taught me anything!

:P

As a Binder, you'll have an easy time Diplomancing them into thinking they would enjoy some tentacle penetration. If only my Binder wasn't Good-aligned...

And from a game perspective, -1 to enemy attacks is pretty nice, too.

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Re: Help with a Kobold Hordeificer, plz
« Reply #116 on: May 19, 2010, 04:04:29 PM »
Chupoclops is generally awesome.
I just checked out this Vestige, and I gotta agree.

But my first impression was from the name... I thought it was the offspring of the chupacabra and a cyclops.
My gaming group calls it Chupacabra. It's apparently hilarious to them. There's some inside joke about chupacabras and them.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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