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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #380 on: May 06, 2010, 02:04:18 AM »
Savorel blushes, uncomfortable with the reminder that many dragons are not nice, as those she has known and lived with all her life were. "I am sorry to hear you have had such bad experiences, Madam Rosa. I can change to a different appearance if you would prefer, but be assured that I have absolutely no intention of causing such evil, nor have any of those I choose to associate with."


[spoiler]Should I roll diplomacy for that?[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #381 on: May 06, 2010, 02:09:12 AM »


[spoiler]Should I roll diplomacy for that?[/spoiler]


[spoiler]Nah her husband has her well in hand so to speak (actually he has her in a bear hug).[/spoiler]


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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #382 on: May 06, 2010, 02:10:39 AM »
Taking a deep breath, he ties the robes sash tight around his waist and strips the sleeves off of his torso, making the robe hang loosely off of him, revealing a slightly scarred and toned form of tanned skin underneath. He wasn't a sheriff yet, but it was always good to make a great first impression. Sucking in his breath, he lets out a booming voice with his murderous intent, thinking of the scariest thing these men could hear. "Hey, shut the hell up! If you don't stop fighting, that crazy bitch with the knives is gonna dig her teeth into YOUR necks before her massive husband kicks your sorry asses out!

You are both strong men. Conduct yourselves like strong men!"

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Imposing Presence to demoralize time! Please IC, don't screw me...
Intimidate: 24, as a swift action, so I assume I can also use...
Diplomacy: 30
Afterwards, to try and calm the men down once he'd scared them into paying attention. Obviously is the second part...[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #383 on: May 06, 2010, 02:13:42 AM »
"I think I'll check out whatever is going on inside." As he fades from view.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #384 on: May 06, 2010, 02:53:32 AM »
Throughout the entire confrontation, Bartholomeow remains strangely silent. He is not at all interested in the happenings of his compatriots, and instead invests all his intention in Zach--sticking as close as the man's shadow. As he follows the ex-samurai into the bar, the teenager can't help but massage his eyebrows. It would be difficult if he just kept running into potential danger like this. From behind the more imposing samurai, he whispers, "I can take out one if you can restrain the other... Also, telling them to behave like strong men might not be the best idea, it can be rather subjective." He brings several spells to the forefront of his mind as he prepares for some quick casting if things get out of hand. Just to be safe, he discretely casts a preparatory spell.

[spoiler]Bartholomeow casts Sonorous Hum and gets ready to lay some smackdown on the two drunks[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #385 on: May 06, 2010, 03:29:59 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #386 on: May 06, 2010, 08:40:55 AM »
There's little Mustave can do to contribute at this point without weapons and spell components.  He begins looking around the ground for some small throwing rocks to palm:

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #387 on: May 06, 2010, 11:45:33 AM »
Not actually bothering to say anything I stay quiet throughout the introduction but feel urged to give Kintal a helping hand. Excuse me miss, but our little friend seems to have a hard time breathing. I say to the giant woman.


As I finish the sentence I turn to observe the fighting people as people start moving towards them. It was not hard to realise that my companions could handle themselves and if they should get into any trouble the inn-keeper seemed to be man enough to handle the situation, no need to get involved.


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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #388 on: May 06, 2010, 11:57:31 AM »
Teo walks inside, ready to give backup if need, and hoping noone asks him if he eats people.

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #389 on: May 06, 2010, 03:59:45 PM »
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Kitteh begins to lose consciousness but due to the intervention of Bill and Nina's father she relaxes her grip.


She also leans down real close to Bill and asks: "Are you one of them Platy cwitters?"

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #390 on: May 06, 2010, 04:56:37 PM »
If you refer to one of the noble platypi, then yes I am I say and raise my head somewhat, obviously taking great pride in my heritage

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #391 on: May 07, 2010, 02:37:47 AM »
If you refer to one of the noble platypi, then yes I am I say and raise my head somewhat, obviously taking great pride in my heritage

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #392 on: May 07, 2010, 02:42:53 AM »
Taking a deep breath, he ties the robes sash tight around his waist and strips the sleeves off of his torso, making the robe hang loosely off of him, revealing a slightly scarred and toned form of tanned skin underneath. He wasn't a sheriff yet, but it was always good to make a great first impression. Sucking in his breath, he lets out a booming voice with his murderous intent, thinking of the scariest thing these men could hear. "Hey, shut the hell up! If you don't stop fighting, that crazy bitch with the knives is gonna dig her teeth into YOUR necks before her massive husband kicks your sorry asses out!

You are both strong men. Conduct yourselves like strong men!"


"BUT HE INSULTED  THE HONOR OF MY POINTY HAT!  I WILL DIE TO PROTECT THE HONOR OF MY HAT!"

"We are obviously quite drunk..."

"AND YET HE TOO WEAR A POINTY HAT THEREBY DEMEANING THE WEARING OF POINTY HATS EVERYWHERE!"

"Okay he's probably drunker than me..."

"HE...MUST...PAY!"

'Granted I feel my violent side is due less to alcohol and more to the fact that my mother used to have relations with bears..."

"AND HE SAYS TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION!!"

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #393 on: May 07, 2010, 02:44:18 AM »
"I think I'll check out whatever is going on inside." As he fades from view.
[spoiler]to the ethereal plane and then through the wall. Invisibility FTW. [/spoiler]

You see two drunk barbarian goobers trying to choke each other while various other drunken goobers watch on.

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #394 on: May 07, 2010, 02:46:40 AM »
There's little Mustave can do to contribute at this point without weapons and spell components.  He begins looking around the ground for some small throwing rocks to palm:

(Search; Sleight of Hand) (1d20+4=14, 1d20+4=15)

Both rolls are successful.  There aren't many rocks here as it's pretty clean but you find two good ones.

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #395 on: May 07, 2010, 02:47:29 AM »
Teo walks inside, ready to give backup if need, and hoping noone asks him if he eats people.

The two Barbarians choking each other  :blink

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #396 on: May 07, 2010, 02:55:07 AM »
Quickly, Cusic darts next to the two brawling men and weaves a spell.

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Sleep
DC 15 will save.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #397 on: May 07, 2010, 02:59:18 AM »
[spoiler]Manifests astral construct to have it separate the to drunks. It is one that costs 3 points and has the 10ft speed boost ability[/spoiler]
As a being of astral force appears you hear. "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
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But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #398 on: May 07, 2010, 03:00:21 AM »
Quickly, Cusic darts next to the two brawling men and weaves a spell.

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Sleep
DC 15 will save.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #399 on: May 07, 2010, 03:01:15 AM »
[spoiler]Manifests astral construct to have it separate the to drunks. It is one that costs 3 points and has the 10ft speed boost ability[/spoiler]
As a being of astral force appears you hear. "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"damn it"

"YOUR INSULTS ARE ACCEPTABLE AS THEY DO NOT VIOLATE THE HONOR OF MY HAT!"