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What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« on: April 05, 2010, 05:45:21 PM »
I didn't think anyone would be this fucking crazy, but it happened.

I'm thinking of putting together a Binder with pumped-up EBL for shits and giggles. I chanced upon the Elemental Magi from MM5 and at those stats they're not looking that shabby! Of course, I don't make it a point to scour Monster Manuals for the most effective races. So advice is ALWAYS appreciated. Keep in mind I'm going for versatility here. A Black Ethergaunt would be an obvious choice, but I feel like that's just cheesy and someone has thought of it already. So let's hear it!
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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 05:53:46 PM »
Wow... that's pretty fkn crazy. It should definitely be something with racial spellcasting, and probably an outsider. The Trumpet Archon looks pretty good in core. Just slap on phrenic or something...

Or maybe a vampire with +2 LA from something else (evolved undead?).
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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 05:59:48 PM »
Sharn?
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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 06:00:36 PM »
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 06:01:21 PM »
You might want to post the source list, and brows the other 4 threads about Alphaalex's game first. (Spell Weaver is open mind you, MM2)

SHARN ARE NOT IN THE SOURCE LIST.

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 06:08:08 PM »
Hmm... what's the LA on Paragon and/or Pseudonatural, again? :P
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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 06:10:39 PM »
Hmm... what's the LA on Paragon and/or Pseudonatural, again? :P
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If I wanted to, I could legally use Paragon on my character, but I don't feel like being that cheesy.  Actually, I'm pretty light on the cheese in comparison to some other applications.

Last I checked, Fiend Folio wasn't on the source list, so Ethergaunts are out.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 06:12:02 PM »
Hmm... what's the LA on Paragon and/or Pseudonatural, again? :P
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If I wanted to, I could legally use Paragon on my character, but I don't feel like being that cheesy.  Actually, I'm pretty light on the cheese in comparison to some other applications.

Last I checked, Fiend Folio wasn't on the source list, so Ethergaunts are out.
I'm pretty sure the example Paragon Mindflayer had a LA listed. They just left it out of the SRD because it isn't OGL.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 06:13:29 PM »
+1 on the Trumpet Archon .... or how about Feral 1/2 Dragon Phrenic Pixie

Str +8, Dex +6, Con +4, Int +4, Wis +6, Cha +8 ....  Bite 1d4, 2 Claws 1d3, +11 Natural Armor, Flight, Greater Invisibility, SR, DR, extra feats

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 06:16:15 PM »
Hmm... what's the LA on Paragon and/or Pseudonatural, again? :P
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If I wanted to, I could legally use Paragon on my character, but I don't feel like being that cheesy.  Actually, I'm pretty light on the cheese in comparison to some other applications.

Last I checked, Fiend Folio wasn't on the source list, so Ethergaunts are out.
I'm pretty sure the example Paragon Mindflayer had a LA listed. They just left it out of the SRD because it isn't OGL.
The book doesn't have any such listing for LA, nor does the eratta.  I just checked both.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 06:18:11 PM »
for the Iron Siege threads... +15 LA was usually accepted as reasonable for the Paragon Template

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 06:19:34 PM »
Ooh!  Learnean Lumi are almost totally invincible with 4 HD and 6LA.  I'm not sure if Half Minotaur, Mineral Warrior, and Lolth Touch can go on an outsider, but consider one of those.  Maybe Ferral.

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 06:21:58 PM »
Learnean Lumi ....  :lmao :lmao thats an Awesome idea  :clap :clap

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 06:38:56 PM »
or how about Feral 1/2 Dragon Phrenic Pixie
:lmao :lol :lmao :lol

Make sure this is a frenzied berzerker, also. :D

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 07:25:36 PM »
or how about Feral 1/2 Dragon Phrenic Pixie
:lmao :lol :lmao :lol

Make sure this is a frenzied berzerker, also. :D

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And when it is not beating you to death it can mind control you and your friends. Or just fry your brain in several different ways. I love the Phrenic Template.

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2010, 07:28:22 PM »
I love Phrenic too.  Too bad all psionic abilities are nullified in this campaign.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2010, 07:33:32 PM »
I love Phrenic too.  Too bad all psionic abilities are nullified in this campaign.
Is there a link to the houserules for this campaign?

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2010, 07:34:37 PM »
I'll do you one better and link you to the ad.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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By yes, she means no.
That explains so much about my life.
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Why would you even do this? It hurts my eyes and looks like you ate your keyboard before suffering an attack of explosive diarrhea.
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If using Genesis to hide your phylactry, set it at -300 degrees farenheit.  See how do-gooders fare with a liquid atmosphere.

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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2010, 07:55:42 PM »
lich 4 evolved undeadx6.

sadly, dry lich not on source list.
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Re: What to do with TEN levels worth of free LA?!
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2010, 07:58:26 PM »
lich 4 evolved undeadx6.

sadly, dry lich not on source list.
Because the game is at epic levels be sure to use that epic spell that splits up your phylactery repeatedly so you are improbably hard to kill.