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[altpersona]

We are inclined to grant your letter of marque, however we are concerned about the nature of privateer-ism, we do not participate in or condone the attacking / raiding of foreign boards.

if you wish to patrol our board with formal approval, so be it.

[mthor]

We would have to see the letter of marque. One granting the ability to hijack boards in your name and use them for my purposes only under the giddence of youself and Wotman. Oh and these letters should be in a sig-able quote. I Also wish to be refered to in the letters as Sir Thor. If so let it be known that your gloriousness was so great that a former black knight serves in your court.
These are the terms I find acceptable.

[JohnnyMayHymn]

@altpersona: Thank you my liege, for the generous anointing.  I shall wear my title proudly, as I continue to shred foes into muck.  "Oh delicious" their mothers say, when they taste my concoction of their own kinfolk' blood, flesh, piss, and LSD.

@mthor: Did SlayerSBoxer send you here, or do you just know of him?

[wotmaniac]

Shiki, that was an honorable effort.
For that, here you go :
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[mthor]

Shiki, that was an honorable effort.
For that, here you go :
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Shiki, Are you going to put up with that? He's trying to feed you cranberry juice and blood pie! Seriously, do men such as these deserve your loyalty.

@@mthor: Did SlayerSBoxer send you here, or do you just know of him?

Out curiosoty do you know who boxer is? And no he did not send me. As such I belive it is my duty to him and as a citizen of this internet nation to find a strong leader. Thus I shall declare my loyalty to any Organ Grinder or group of OG's  who meets the following criterea. 1: offers good pie to his/her constituants. 2: declares themself both a friend and Ally of SlayerSBoxer who shall rule forever over teamliquid.net and S. Korea. 3: Offers me a position of importance, AKA champion or Privateer for which I require a Sig-able quote as proof. For my leige I shall then tirelessly patrol the darkest corners of the interwebs and uphold your glory forever and ever. AMEN

[altpersona]

So be it, you have cast your lot, to you sir we say Ni.

[mthor]

Thus I shall declare my loyalty to any Organ Grinder or group of OG's  who meets the following criterea.

Please note the specific phrasing

[wotmaniac]

Shiki, that was an honorable effort.
For that, here you go :
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Shiki, Are you going to put up with that? He's trying to feed you cranberry juice and blood pie! Seriously, do men such as these deserve your loyalty.

W-W-W-Whaaaaaa?!
I offered punch and pie -- a more genuine display of hospitality simply does not exist!

Don't be goin' all Rick James on me, bitch.

[Prime32]

Out curiosoty do you know who boxer is? And no he did not send me. As such I belive it is my duty to him and as a citizen of this internet nation to find a strong leader. Thus I shall declare my loyalty to any Organ Grinder or group of OG's  who meets the following criterea. 1: offers good pie to his/her constituants. 2: declares themself both a friend and Ally of SlayerSBoxer who shall rule forever over teamliquid.net and S. Korea. 3: Offers me a position of importance, AKA champion or Privateer for which I require a Sig-able quote as proof. For my leige I shall then tirelessly patrol the darkest corners of the interwebs and uphold your glory forever and ever. AMEN

[spoiler]Take any pie you desire.

Any Starcraft player is a friend of mine. I, too, place great trust in my CPU and would never use a computer which did not have one.

Not only can you be a Privateer, I can have my contacts in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster make you a Pirate Saint.[/spoiler]

[Shiki]

I totally missed the move from the other board to here.

Talk about me being an airhead. ):

[mthor]

I offered punch and pie -- a more genuine display of hospitality simply does not exist!

Call me old fashioned but when a guest comes to my house/pad/dorm room I like to great them with a hookah and communion waifers diped in the blood of christ.

Not only can you be a Privateer, I can have my contacts in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster make you a Pirate Saint.

My lord, command me. When do I get my quote of acceptance and recognation??

[mthor]

join us shiki! we have good pie and according to the statsprime is the true emperor. We have yet to see if he shares his glory with the other OG's.

[Shiki]

"Us" being who?

I feel compelled to say thanks for the pie and drink, hum.

[altpersona]

you had your quote, and walked away.

Ni

[mthor]

"Us" being who?

I feel compelled to say thanks for the pie and drink, hum.

the lord Prime32 of course.

[Shiki]

Ok.

[wotmaniac]

Take any pie you desire.

Any Starcraft player is a friend of mine. I, too, place great trust in my CPU and would never use a computer which did not have one.

Not only can you be a Privateer, I can have my contacts in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster make you a Pirate Saint.

Um, just what is it that you think you're doing there, Prime?  

Oh, and as an ordained minister under the guidance of the great Dobbs, I say poo on your flying spaghetti monster.

[Prime32]

Oh, and as an ordained minister under the guidance of the great Dobbs, I say poo on your flying spaghetti monster.

It's actually not poo but balls of meat. That's a common misconception.

[mthor]

Oh, and as an ordained minister under the guidance of the great Dobbs, I say poo on your flying spaghetti monster.

It's actually not poo but balls of meat. That's a common misconception.

And as you all should know religion/faith is not about understanding but about blindly following the "truth"and non-tolorance. If we were actually understanding stuff it would be called science not religion.

[altpersona]

Ni