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Re: Unstopable Force vs Unmovable Object
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2010, 07:06:24 PM »
But the frenzied hurler can use his jump check to break orbit and return to earth. There's nothing stopping him from jumping off the moon AND ALSO DRAGGING IT BACK TO EARTH.

You know, except physics, but real talk, physic does not exists in dnd.

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Re: Unstopable Force vs Unmovable Object
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2010, 08:34:06 PM »
But the frenzied hurler can use his jump check to break orbit and return to earth. There's nothing stopping him from jumping off the moon AND ALSO DRAGGING IT BACK TO EARTH.

You know, except physics, but real talk, physic does not exists in dnd.
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Re: Unstopable Force vs Unmovable Object
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2010, 08:44:40 PM »
But the frenzied hurler can use his jump check to break orbit and return to earth. There's nothing stopping him from jumping off the moon AND ALSO DRAGGING IT BACK TO EARTH.

You know, except physics, but real talk, physic does not exists in dnd.

Fisiks don exits!

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Re: Unstopable Force vs Unmovable Object
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2010, 10:24:32 PM »
What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

Chuck Norris dies.
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Re: Unstopable Force vs Unmovable Object
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2010, 10:46:59 PM »
What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

Chuck Norris dies.

An unstoppable force would be Chuck Norris' *****.
An immovable object would be his beard.
I can kinda see what you say happening, but he's been dead for years (no one's brave enough to let him know).


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Re: Unstopable Force vs Unmovable Object
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2010, 11:58:29 PM »
What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

Chuck Norris dies.

An unstoppable force would be Chuck Norris' *****.
An immovable object would be his beard.
I can kinda see what you say happening, but he's been dead for years (no one's brave enough to let him know).
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