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Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« on: January 08, 2010, 09:33:06 AM »
This discussion was cool enough to mirror here.
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137621

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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 10:14:06 AM »
They already did this on 4chan when they were discussing Hulking Hurlers throwing themselves, and combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Although the idea with Choker AI's is new.

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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 10:17:14 AM »
combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Wut? :blink
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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 10:49:13 AM »
combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Wut? :blink
Railgun farts, I assume. It's 4chan, what were you expecting? :p
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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2010, 05:48:51 PM »
Thread Link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5764574/

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It'll be like the internet, but with peasants.


combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Wut? :blink
Railgun farts, I assume. It's 4chan, what were you expecting? :p

Actually, a row of commoners, the first one having a custom magic item (I am assuming an Item familiar) with a +80 to Escape artist checks.

Each commoner crawls up into the next commoners ass. The last commoner is a warforged. Then the hulking hurler hurls that warforged, containing all the other commoners. Kinda like a D&D version of space travel (that is not Spelljammer).
« Last Edit: January 08, 2010, 05:58:07 PM by bayar »

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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2010, 06:08:58 PM »
combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Wut? :blink
Railgun farts, I assume. It's 4chan, what were you expecting? :p
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I get it now. This thread was created by an Illithid, and was a Mind Blast of Internet format.
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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 06:17:04 PM »
Thread Link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5764574/

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>>5768628
It'll be like the internet, but with peasants.


combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Wut? :blink
Railgun farts, I assume. It's 4chan, what were you expecting? :p

Actually, a row of commoners, the first one having a custom magic item (I am assuming an Item familiar) with a +80 to Escape artist checks.

Each commoner crawls up into the next commoners ass. The last commoner is a warforged. Then the hulking hurler hurls that warforged, containing all the other commoners. Kinda like a D&D version of space travel (that is not Spelljammer).

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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2010, 09:00:26 PM »
Thread Link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5764574/

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>>5768628
It'll be like the internet, but with peasants.


combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Wut? :blink
Railgun farts, I assume. It's 4chan, what were you expecting? :p

Actually, a row of commoners, the first one having a custom magic item (I am assuming an Item familiar) with a +80 to Escape artist checks.

Each commoner crawls up into the next commoners ass. The last commoner is a warforged. Then the hulking hurler hurls that warforged, containing all the other commoners. Kinda like a D&D version of space travel (that is not Spelljammer).

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(that much concentrated mass could do a lot of damage, if not create a black hole)


Also, a new thread on this.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2010, 09:02:09 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 05:51:11 PM »
I believe this needs a bump.
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 06:09:02 PM »
Any low-CR undead/constructs with telepathy? Optionally add Vestigial Twin to grant them a second mental standard action per turn.

Each node is created with the instructions "Send a 1 to your post-nodes if you receive 0s from all of your assigned pre-nodes. Send a 0 to your post-nodes if your pre-nodes submit any other signals."

You now have a NAND logic gate, which can be used in combination to construct any logic system.



EDIT: Gravetouched ghoulLM Puppeteer?
CR2 Undead with 1/4HD (an evil cleric can command 4 of them per level)
Fine size(meaning they can be densely packed)
Int 16/Wis 18/Cha 16 and telepathy
Can interface with humans.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2010, 06:37:17 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Commoner railgun -> Commoner internet
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 07:30:05 PM »
Thread Link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5764574/

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>>5768628
It'll be like the internet, but with peasants.


combining the commoner railgun with the Spelunker.

Wut? :blink
Railgun farts, I assume. It's 4chan, what were you expecting? :p

Actually, a row of commoners, the first one having a custom magic item (I am assuming an Item familiar) with a +80 to Escape artist checks.

Each commoner crawls up into the next commoners ass. The last commoner is a warforged. Then the hulking hurler hurls that warforged, containing all the other commoners. Kinda like a D&D version of space travel (that is not Spelljammer).

Make it a warforged omnificier so he can just jump between planets. That way he you don't need the hurler, and the commoner "passengers" are kept safe.
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