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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #120 on: January 19, 2010, 02:39:14 PM »
petting a cat-girl would feel realy realy good...!

Killing a cat girl after violently raping her would feel really really really good! </chaotic evil> :D
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #121 on: January 19, 2010, 02:45:54 PM »
Nothing wrong with doing both my idea and your idea right after.
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #122 on: January 19, 2010, 02:47:36 PM »
Killing a cat girl after violently raping her would feel really really really good! </chaotic evil> :D

There really is a spell that does this?

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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #123 on: January 19, 2010, 02:49:29 PM »
Killing a cat girl after violently raping her would feel really really really good! </chaotic evil> :D

There really is a spell that does this?


I laughed.

Avascular Mass comes pretty close though.
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #124 on: January 19, 2010, 02:52:48 PM »
Killing a cat girl after violently raping her would feel really really really good! </chaotic evil> :D

There really is a spell that does this?
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #125 on: January 19, 2010, 05:39:32 PM »
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #126 on: January 19, 2010, 08:57:59 PM »
I'm not comfortable being grappled there!

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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #127 on: January 22, 2010, 01:49:48 PM »
For the sublime chord bards out there:

Inner beauty:  Sacred bonuses to Cha and Dex (Hordes of the Abyss)
Snowsong: +4 moral bonus to Cha, along with other nice things (frostburn)
Nixies and Sirines Grace:  One gives +8 Cha bonus and other gives Cha to AC as deflection (Spell Compendium)

Starting stacking these up and you get a nice Cha score.

Suffer the flesh: sac con for up to a +5 caster level
Use a Rod of Bodily Restoration from the magic item compendium to restore your con damage

Thunderlance: 20 foot force lance that attacks and damages off Cha or Int

All of these are persistant spell capable.

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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #128 on: January 22, 2010, 11:02:09 PM »
What is the base damage of Thunderlance?  That would look awesome on my Bladesinger Dragoon (the ToB conversion on GitP).  Also, is it replacing Str or adding to it?
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #129 on: January 22, 2010, 11:28:56 PM »
What is the base damage of Thunderlance?  That would look awesome on my Bladesinger Dragoon (the ToB conversion on GitP).  Also, is it replacing Str or adding to it?

3d6! And I want to say it's force damage. But it replaces Str, both for attack and damage.

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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #130 on: January 23, 2010, 01:35:30 AM »
What is the base damage of Thunderlance?  That would look awesome on my Bladesinger Dragoon (the ToB conversion on GitP).  Also, is it replacing Str or adding to it?

3d6! And I want to say it's force damage. But it replaces Str, both for attack and damage.

It is force damage, also it automatically attempts to dispel force effects of 3rd level or lower on your opponents. Good to clear a squishy wizards mage armor.

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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #131 on: January 23, 2010, 01:37:19 AM »
What is the base damage of Thunderlance?  That would look awesome on my Bladesinger Dragoon (the ToB conversion on GitP).  Also, is it replacing Str or adding to it?

3d6! And I want to say it's force damage. But it replaces Str, both for attack and damage.

It is force damage, also it automatically attempts to dispel force effects of 3rd level or lower on your opponents. Good to clear a squishy wizards mage armor.
Meh. It's a normal attack roll, not touch attack. It's ok, but nothing great.
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #132 on: January 23, 2010, 01:40:13 AM »
Meh. It's a normal attack roll, not touch attack. It's ok, but nothing great.

It can allow a gish to dump Str and gives him a free reach weapon which ignores DR and has nifty, if situational, dispel function. I've personally always wondered why it wasn't used more!

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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #133 on: January 23, 2010, 01:48:11 AM »
Can the reach on it change as needed?  I.e. will I need to pack some armor spikes (though for the character that will end up using it, I don't think those are out of the question anyhow)?  And also, being a normal attack isn't all that bad...if you already have persist tech, chances are as a gish the first stop was wraithstrike anyway.
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #134 on: January 23, 2010, 01:48:52 AM »
Meh. It's a normal attack roll, not touch attack. It's ok, but nothing great.

It can allow a gish to dump Str and gives him a free reach weapon which ignores DR and has nifty, if situational, dispel function. I've personally always wondered why it wasn't used more!
For a gish with Persist, I agree it would be nice. For a typical mage, there are probably better things to do with a 4th level spell slot most of the time. Manyjaws and Toothed Tentacles (LEoF) both seem like better attack spells, if you're not persisting them, and I think they're 2nd or 3rd level.

Can the reach on it change as needed?  I.e. will I need to pack some armor spikes (though for the character that will end up using it, I don't think those are out of the question anyhow)?  And also, being a normal attack isn't all that bad...if you already have persist tech, chances are as a gish the first stop was wraithstrike anyway.
It says you can "change it freely" and calls it "20 foot natural reach".
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #135 on: January 23, 2010, 03:32:00 PM »
HAHA, I love how I finally sold you guys on manyjaws

On the thunderlance issue...I usually persist it along with wraithstrike and bloodwind. You can even maximize it for an average (at 20th level) of 30 damage a hit. It usually ends up being my main weapon with gish chars.
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #136 on: January 23, 2010, 04:21:23 PM »
30 damage at 20th level is bad.

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« Reply #137 on: January 23, 2010, 05:21:41 PM »
HAHA, I love how I finally sold you guys on manyjaws

On the thunderlance issue...I usually persist it along with wraithstrike and bloodwind. You can even maximize it for an average (at 20th level) of 30 damage a hit. It usually ends up being my main weapon with gish chars.

it's good, it's not THAT good.

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« Reply #138 on: January 23, 2010, 05:27:17 PM »
For bread and butter its pretty good. I am also taking into consideration you are getting multiple attacks, and since you are a gish build you probably get at least 3, so 90 damage a round without having to expend any resources is pretty good. Its nothing compared to what a wings of flurry or maw of chaos can do, but the resource expenditure is key.

If you are a gish you might also want to consider combining it with combat reflexes and stand still. Any enemy that moves within 20 feet of you has to make a DC 40 fort save or halt. You can also empower this and couple it with ferocity of sanguine rage to get about 50 damage per hit which means the enemies will have to make DC 60 fort saves...I dunno, that's pretty nice if you ask me.
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Re: Spells that deserve more attention!
« Reply #139 on: January 23, 2010, 05:29:00 PM »
if you can't say something nice... and all that... :P
« Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 05:33:17 PM by PhaedrusXY »
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