The Morph Ball: A potentially humerous trick

[Sinfire Titan]

Take you average Monk. Buy him an Amulet of Natural Attacks. Apply this ability to it.



Activate your Morph Ball. The only snag I see is the item "shrinks to two sizes smaller than you", which has the potential side effect of screwing you over.

[Agita]

Aside from that,t he first idea that comes to mind would be to put the ability on a batch of shuriken (for cost) and tell someone they're food pills.

[Prime32]

Sizing also works.

While we're on "give weapon properties to people" I had the idea of an artificer/hulking hurler who picks someone up, turns them into a +1 explosive weapon and uses their capstone ability to attack every grain of sand in a desert.

This is another possible abuse of Fiend of Possession - give the host weapon properties. Heck, you could kill commoners with hugs if you got a fiend to enchant you as an unholy weapon.

[SorO_Lost]

Morphing & Metalline on a warforged would probably work the best.

Interestingly enough, Complete Mage has an Invocation that allows a warlock to separate his hand, consider using Fleshgrinding with it along with the ideas posted over in the Mr Negative thread...
 

[Balmas]

And now we have a variant of the commoner bomb. 3 million monks, all compacted down to a 5 foot cube. 3 million commoners say the command words, and BOOM!

[The_Mad_Linguist]

And now we have a variant of the commoner bomb. 3 million monks, all compacted down to a 5 foot cube. 3 million commoners say the command words, and BOOM!

Finally, a viable use for monk levels.

[Vinom]

What is we added this to a collasal pole arm... you, a medium creature uses the hideaway ability, it shrinks, then when ever you need a spear larger than a tree, it's there.

[Agita]

What is we added this to a collasal pole arm... you, a medium creature uses the hideaway ability, it shrinks, then when ever you need a spear larger than a tree, it's there.

It's the new (reusable) Feather Token (Tree)!

[Vinom]

What is we added this to a collasal pole arm... you, a medium creature uses the hideaway ability, it shrinks, then when ever you need a spear larger than a tree, it's there.

It's the new (reusable) Feather Token (Tree)!

Plus it makes the commoner railgun more effective.

[Prime32]

I had a character concept for a druid who stole a toothpick-sized piece of livewood and enchanted it as a Fine +1 sizing quarterstaff. It still counts as a living tree, so he can use it for transport via plants/tree stride as applicable (and then call it back to him with Drawmij's instant summons if he wants). Plus you get to imitate the Monkey King - that's always good.

[veekie]

What you want to do with it is really get the biggest damned spear you can find.
Sleight of Hand puts it in someone's pants(3 guesses where the pointy end goes), Command word does the rest.

Though I suppose a hammer works too, via airdrop.

[PhaedrusXY]

I had a character concept for a druid who stole a toothpick-sized piece of livewood and enchanted it as a Fine +1 sizing quarterstaff. It still counts as a living tree, so he can use it for transport via plants/tree stride as applicable (and then call it back to him with Drawmij's instant summons if he wants). Plus you get to imitate the Monkey King - that's always good.

That sounds awesome.

[Risada]

What you want to do with it is really get the biggest damned spear you can find.
Sleight of Hand puts it in someone's pants(3 guesses where the pointy end goes), Command word does the rest.

Ouch...that hurts 

[Nanshork]

I had a character concept for a druid who stole a toothpick-sized piece of livewood and enchanted it as a Fine +1 sizing quarterstaff. It still counts as a living tree, so he can use it for transport via plants/tree stride as applicable (and then call it back to him with Drawmij's instant summons if he wants). Plus you get to imitate the Monkey King - that's always good.

...I read a book with that guy and his size changing quarterstaff back in Junior High!

[Balmas]

And now we have a variant of the commoner bomb. 3 million monks, all compacted down to a 5 foot cube. 3 million commoners say the command words, and BOOM!

Finally, a viable use for monk levels.

Play nice with monks, or they'll start hitting you for 24d8 points of damage. (If you can't do this, then you aren't trying hard enough. (Lessee, expansion, greater mighty wallop, monk's belt, improved natural attack, warshaper...)

[The_Mad_Linguist]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my telekinetic monk juggling.

Telekinesis - more splatbook support than incarnum.

[veekie]

And now we have a variant of the commoner bomb. 3 million monks, all compacted down to a 5 foot cube. 3 million commoners say the command words, and BOOM!

Unlimited Monk Works?

[Risada]

And now we have a variant of the commoner bomb. 3 million monks, all compacted down to a 5 foot cube. 3 million commoners say the command words, and BOOM!

Unlimited Monk Works?

Dammit this one got me cracking up 

[Viletta Vadim]

For unarmed strike buffing, I've always liked throwing.  ROCKET PUNCH!  Returning is optional.

[snakeman830]

You just need Warblade levels to do that with the proper manuvers.