Things that make you go "Wuh?"

[Kuroimaken]

Who on earth is waiting on Halo Reach? You already have five versions of that game.

I heard you can wield 3 guns at the same time in this one!!!!

GUNCOCK!

Actually, I can picture a way in which you can wield FIVE guns at the same time.

One in each hand, one on your e-penis, and one on each of your e-balls.

That's why I can wield fifteen.

[Bozwevial]

Who on earth is waiting on Halo Reach? You already have five versions of that game.

I heard you can wield 3 guns at the same time in this one!!!!

GUNCOCK!

Actually, I can picture a way in which you can wield FIVE guns at the same time.

One in each hand, one on your e-penis, and one on each of your e-balls.

That's why I can wield fifteen.

What about your pistol shoes?

[Agita]

Who on earth is waiting on Halo Reach? You already have five versions of that game.

I heard you can wield 3 guns at the same time in this one!!!!

GUNCOCK!

Actually, I can picture a way in which you can wield FIVE guns at the same time.

One in each hand, one on your e-penis, and one on each of your e-balls.

That's why I can wield fifteen.

You have fifteen hands?

Sorry, that was just too tempting.

[McPoyo]

Guncocks are pump action

[TheEndIsNear]

Guncocks are pump action

epic win

To epic for rules such as grammar.

[Saxony]

Did you forget about Starcraft? Most anticipated game of 2010 right there.... after WoW patches of course.

What do you mean, 'after'?

There are 12 million WoW accounts, played by about 9 million people. 9 million people buy monthly WoW patches.

WoW is big.

[Senevri]

Did you forget about Starcraft? Most anticipated game of 2010 right there.... after WoW patches of course.

What do you mean, 'after'?

There are 12 million WoW accounts, played by about 9 million people. 9 million people buy monthly WoW patches.

WoW is big.

Well, so's something-that's-really-widespread-and-common-as-mud-I-can'-think-of-an-example-right-now.

Mcdonalds? Oatmeal? Windows?

[Kuroimaken]

Did you forget about Starcraft? Most anticipated game of 2010 right there.... after WoW patches of course.

What do you mean, 'after'?

There are 12 million WoW accounts, played by about 9 million people. 9 million people buy monthly WoW patches.

WoW is big.

Well, so's something-that's-really-widespread-and-common-as-mud-I-can'-think-of-an-example-right-now.

Mcdonalds? Oatmeal? Windows?

Admittedly, McDonald's doesn't release a new snack every month.

[Mixster]

Well, Correct me if I'm wrong, but SCII has sold 7.2 million copies already and have only been out for less than a month. More people than that have probably anticipated it's coming.

Oh, and it is a better game as well.

[Kuroimaken]

Well, Correct me if I'm wrong, but SCII has sold 7.2 million copies already and have only been out for less than a month. More people than that have probably anticipated it's coming.

Oh, and it is a better game as well.

It's a fair assessment, though many must have been PISSED at the whole "one campaign per game" deal.

[Saxony]

Well, Correct me if I'm wrong, but SCII has sold 7.2 million copies already and have only been out for less than a month. More people than that have probably anticipated it's coming.

Oh, and it is a better game as well.

Uh, corrected. Most internet articles think SC2 will sell 7 million units by the end of the year.

Edit: Which is still cool. But not totally awesome.

Post Script: SC2! SC2! RAAAA! YES!!! TEN YEARS!!! RAAA!!

[Senevri]

It's a fair assessment, though many must have been PISSED at the whole "one campaign per game" deal.

Me too, initially - I'm still in the 'I'll wait for the gold box' crowd, esp. since my brother has it, I can play it there... But, all in all, the campaign has enough missions to be satisfying in and as itself, so I wouldn't necessarily say it's ripping us off or anything.

That being said, the reason I initially gave up on DoW was because it only had the Space Marine campaign --- I did buy the box with three first games, later on (the one with up to dark crusade).

[fuinjutsu]

<- Still playing Brood War, with no plans to change any time soon.

[Zemyla]

Anyways, back to the topic...

CPsi's astral construct nerf.  Why the fuck did the need to nerf this, while not nerfing the summoner druid who pumps out 2 or 3 adventuring parties worth of bodies?

[Bozwevial]

Because that book was a waste of good paper.

[McPoyo]

Because that book was a waste of good paper.

And WotC hates psionics. Why else would they have made the 4e monk powered by it?

[Risada]

Because that book was a waste of good paper.

And WotC hates psionics. Why else would they have made the 4e monk powered by it?

Because they are lazy 

Seriously.... sometimes WotC has no idea on what it's doing...

[Kuroimaken]

Because that book was a waste of good paper.

And WotC hates psionics. Why else would they have made the 4e monk powered by it?

Because they are lazy 

Seriously.... sometimes WotC never has no any idea on what it's doing...

Fix'd.

[snakeman830]

Because that book was a waste of good paper.

And WotC hates psionics. Why else would they have made the 4e monk powered by it?

Because they are lazy 

Seriously.... sometimes WotC never has no any idea on what it's doing...

Fix'd.

You sure?  We got ToB, EPH, and MoI out of them, didn't we?

[McPoyo]

Because that book was a waste of good paper.

And WotC hates psionics. Why else would they have made the 4e monk powered by it?

Because they are lazy 

Seriously.... sometimes WotC never has no any idea on what it's doing...

Fix'd.

You sure?  We got ToB, EPH, and MoI out of them, didn't we?

And then never anything else. And those mostly came out of authors who only ever had one book, or one book and a bunch of supplemental stuff that didn't make money on the website, etc.