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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #140 on: March 14, 2010, 09:47:01 AM »
Iron Heart Surge away the damage.
Come on, damage is the one thing that Iron Heart Surge can't deal with that...


From now on I'm mentally picturing Kuro as Chad.
IHS away the steel beam's momentum, then. :P
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #141 on: March 14, 2010, 12:19:10 PM »
Iron Heart Surge away the damage.
Come on, damage is the one thing that Iron Heart Surge can't deal with that...


From now on I'm mentally picturing Kuro as Chad.
Except I didn't bleed at all.

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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #142 on: March 15, 2010, 02:47:38 PM »
Ok, back on topic, I corrected the post in page 5, and we all forgot the bloodline increases...his final CL before feats, items, and buffs, is 165.  One Hundred Fucking Sixty Five!
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #143 on: March 15, 2010, 04:37:54 PM »
Ok, back on topic, I corrected the post in page 5, and we all forgot the bloodline increases...his final CL before feats, items, and buffs, is 165.  One Hundred Fucking Sixty Five!

Persistent MoC will be....

2376000d6 damage total

smack intensified on that, and get 21384000 damage.

twin, 42768000 damage.

make sure to cover up the edges in explosive greases so they cannot escape.

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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #144 on: March 15, 2010, 04:43:38 PM »
make sure to cover up the edges in explosive greases so they cannot escape.
Oh dear, that actually works doesn't it. That is hilarious, although they could still move over the grease during their turn as the reflex save only occurs during your turn, but that is what sculpt spell is for.

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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #145 on: March 15, 2010, 04:49:29 PM »
or you could border the MOC with a stone wall, which has explosive greases around it, and around those is another stone wall.

All are invisible, as is the MOC.

good luck surviving for long enough to get out.
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #146 on: March 15, 2010, 05:55:02 PM »
Explosive wall of blades...Have to save when they pass into it...
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #147 on: March 15, 2010, 06:02:29 PM »
Explosive wall of blades...Have to save when they pass into it...

well, we'll have to do all of those, of course.
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #148 on: March 15, 2010, 06:05:10 PM »
Explosive wall of blades...Have to save when they pass into it...

well, we'll have to do all of those, of course.
Sculpted flast-frost snowcasted BoTT Explosive Solid Fog? surrounding it instead? Would it have to be widened to fit, still?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #149 on: March 15, 2010, 06:05:29 PM »
Wait, with a caster level like that, Templenuke...
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #150 on: March 15, 2010, 06:06:00 PM »
Wizard = 17 + 4 + 3|24
SC      =   8 + 4 + 3|15=39

Bard = 46
Spellthief = 46
Wizard = 46
SC = 39

Forgot to add the bloodline to Bard/Wizard/Spellthief...>.>  CL 177...<.<  Damn, got even more insane :P
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #151 on: March 15, 2010, 06:08:00 PM »
wait.... locate city nuke

1770 miles of BOOM!

AND: fell animate. zombie apocalypse anyone?
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #152 on: March 15, 2010, 06:09:09 PM »
wait.... locate city nuke

1770 miles of BOOM!

AND: fell animate. zombie apocalypse anyone?

Heh...more like Locate City Continent Breaker :D
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #153 on: March 15, 2010, 06:11:56 PM »
wait.... locate city nuke

1770 miles of BOOM!

AND: fell animate. zombie apocalypse anyone?

Heh...more like Locate City Continent Breaker :D

Nukes can be continent breakers. If they're big enough.

or, hell, stones can be continent breakers if they're big enough.

or, dammit, a pebble of force thrown at very high speeds.
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #154 on: March 15, 2010, 06:17:16 PM »
wait.... locate city nuke

1770 miles of BOOM!

AND: fell animate. zombie apocalypse anyone?

Heh...more like Locate City Continent Breaker :D

Nukes can be continent breakers. If they're big enough.

or, hell, stones can be continent breakers if they're big enough.

or, dammit, a pebble of force thrown at very high speeds.
Could always argue that a rod of immovability destroys worlds, since it anchors to planar fabric and planets revolve around a sun...
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #155 on: March 15, 2010, 06:37:35 PM »
wait.... locate city nuke

1770 miles of BOOM!

AND: fell animate. zombie apocalypse anyone?

Heh...more like Locate City Continent Breaker :D

Nukes can be continent breakers. If they're big enough.

or, hell, stones can be continent breakers if they're big enough.

or, dammit, a pebble of force thrown at very high speeds.
Could always argue that a rod of immovability destroys worlds, since it anchors to planar fabric and planets revolve around a sun...

rod of immovability aint immovable. you dont even need that much force to push them(str DC 30 i think).
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #156 on: March 15, 2010, 06:40:26 PM »
wait.... locate city nuke

1770 miles of BOOM!

AND: fell animate. zombie apocalypse anyone?

Heh...more like Locate City Continent Breaker :D

Nukes can be continent breakers. If they're big enough.

or, hell, stones can be continent breakers if they're big enough.

or, dammit, a pebble of force thrown at very high speeds.
Could always argue that a rod of immovability destroys worlds, since it anchors to planar fabric and planets revolve around a sun...

rod of immovability aint immovable. you dont even need that much force to push them(str DC 30 i think).
Psh, planets have no strength score, they are objects. They always autofail :P
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #157 on: March 15, 2010, 06:41:09 PM »
wait.... locate city nuke

1770 miles of BOOM!

AND: fell animate. zombie apocalypse anyone?

Heh...more like Locate City Continent Breaker :D

Nukes can be continent breakers. If they're big enough.

or, hell, stones can be continent breakers if they're big enough.

or, dammit, a pebble of force thrown at very high speeds.
Could always argue that a rod of immovability destroys worlds, since it anchors to planar fabric and planets revolve around a sun...

rod of immovability aint immovable. you dont even need that much force to push them(str DC 30 i think).
Psh, planets have no strength score, they are objects. They always autofail :P

there's also a weight limit(in stronghold builder guide, i think, but it still counts).
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #158 on: March 15, 2010, 06:42:26 PM »
If you're that determined to destroy the place, use AftS and blast the entire planet into an asteroid belt :P
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Re: the true arcane dilliante
« Reply #159 on: March 15, 2010, 06:43:01 PM »
...damnit. I had forgotten that weight limit clause.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]