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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #200 on: September 07, 2009, 07:35:37 PM »
And no woman is unreachable.

Yep, we call those geographically challenging.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #201 on: September 08, 2009, 07:04:27 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #202 on: September 08, 2009, 08:19:27 AM »
Never saw the appeal in Kari.  Sure, she's attractive but I don't see the need to slobber over her.

She's one of the few attractive women who seem to

A) Like geeky things and

B) Isn't as dumb as a fucking rock.  Which means you can actually have a reasonably intelligent conversation with her.  Always a good thing

Plus she just seems 'snuggable' for some reason.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #203 on: September 08, 2009, 12:04:22 PM »
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Plus she just seems 'snuggable' for some reason.

She's cute and padded?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #204 on: September 08, 2009, 01:02:03 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #205 on: September 08, 2009, 01:13:46 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #206 on: September 08, 2009, 01:15:21 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

I've personally introduced 5 of them to tabletop gaming.

Mind you, after they learned and got quite proficient at tabletop gaming, they moved to the north east up around Pittsburgh...
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #207 on: September 08, 2009, 01:18:07 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:

  • Holy crap old
  • Petit, possibly underage
  • Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
  • Holy Shit its the Titanic


About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.


Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #208 on: September 08, 2009, 01:20:31 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:

  • Holy crap old
  • Petit, possibly underage
  • Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
  • Holy Shit its the Titanic


About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.


Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.

Doesn't seem that different from here then. Some of the Rei Ayanami cosplayers in particular... like the ones with plug suits --

Pardon me, I need to go wipe my drool.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #209 on: September 08, 2009, 01:22:38 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:

  • Holy crap old
  • Petit, possibly underage
  • Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
  • Holy Shit its the Titanic


About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.


Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.

I specifically did not mention conventions for a reason :P

And I run the security department for a resort in beachside Daytona. You have no idea the range of women I see every week.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #210 on: September 08, 2009, 01:31:54 PM »
Florida has BimR, so I doubt it's like the cake. :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #211 on: September 08, 2009, 05:31:25 PM »
Oh. That cake.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #212 on: September 09, 2009, 02:16:37 AM »



Ok, the only way I can see this happening is:

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Items on (Lightning, Mushrooms, Poison Mushrooms) High

Wario getting a Mushroom, while Mario gets the Poison ones. Two lightning bolts appear, they each grab one, and Mario shrinks but Wario gets bigger.


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #213 on: September 10, 2009, 06:31:28 AM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #214 on: September 10, 2009, 09:13:16 AM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #215 on: September 10, 2009, 01:58:45 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas.   :eh
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #216 on: September 10, 2009, 02:01:37 PM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas.   :eh

Daytona or Tampa. Just be prepared, an unsettling majority are dumb as barns.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #217 on: September 10, 2009, 02:33:33 PM »
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #218 on: September 10, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #219 on: September 10, 2009, 02:46:16 PM »
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
I'm not sure, but I am intrigued.  :plotting
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