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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #380 on: June 19, 2011, 06:57:59 PM »
so in other words... a gelatinous cube is a makeover gone wrong?

...thus a cube with some cows is either a commentary on evolution, de-evolution, or cannibalism of a sort. maybe a gelatinous cube is really just a cubist sculpture of cow come to life?
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« Reply #381 on: June 20, 2011, 07:28:10 PM »
Cow w/ Sorc 8 - I have two Gelatinous Cubes. The one looks like a Cow, because it makes me feel better. Moo.

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« Reply #382 on: June 20, 2011, 07:38:59 PM »
Thrallherd: I have dozens of cows, which I milk for money in sweatshops.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #383 on: June 20, 2011, 07:54:41 PM »
Thrallherd - I'm limited to 10 Cows a day. I get to keep the Bells.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #384 on: June 20, 2011, 08:05:17 PM »
Thrallherd - I'm limited to 10 Cows a day. I get to keep the Bells.
Artificer: Needs moar cow bell.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #385 on: June 21, 2011, 12:35:29 AM »
candlecaster: i have some great cow shaped candles i'd like to sell you. this one here smells like cow manure - sure to drive off foes (stinking cloud spell)....
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« Reply #386 on: June 21, 2011, 09:32:25 PM »
Thrallherd - I'm limited to 10 Cows a day. I get to keep the Bells.
Artificer: Needs moar cow bell.
Sublime Chord - this Cow goes to 11.

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« Reply #387 on: June 21, 2011, 10:28:02 PM »
Thrallherd - I'm limited to 10 Cows a day. I get to keep the Bells.
Artificer: Needs moar cow bell.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #388 on: June 22, 2011, 12:39:13 PM »
Frenzied Berserker: I used to have two cows...Then I got mad.


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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #389 on: June 22, 2011, 08:27:11 PM »
Soulknife - umm ... I can Hide from my two Cows ... uhh ... that's about it.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #390 on: June 22, 2011, 08:45:27 PM »
Soulknife - umm ... I can Hide from my two Cows ... uhh ... that's about it.

You can stab them with your 'blade'.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #391 on: June 22, 2011, 09:33:12 PM »
Yeah but then they'd trample me = lights out.



OH !!
You mean stab them like the Maasi do, to drink their Cows blood = dinner.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #392 on: June 22, 2011, 09:42:11 PM »
Half-fiend (succubus) cow: Who knew milk was an aphrodisiac?
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #393 on: June 22, 2011, 09:49:19 PM »
Half-fiend (succubus) cow: Who knew milk was an aphrodisiac?
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #394 on: June 22, 2011, 09:53:11 PM »
Half-fiend (succubus) cow: Who knew milk was an aphrodisiac?
The Hentai industry's way ahead of you.
Pseudonatural cow: Make that Tentai.
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
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Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #395 on: June 23, 2011, 07:58:25 AM »
Half-fiend (succubus) cow: Who knew milk was an aphrodisiac?
The Hentai industry's way ahead of you.
It is always ahead of everyone. Even when hentai writers come up with something, a piece of hentai simply materialises taking away all originality.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #396 on: June 23, 2011, 12:24:16 PM »
In other words, Rule 34.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #397 on: June 23, 2011, 01:06:06 PM »
Artificer: I have two cows. They're just like everyone else's. (Warning: Cows contain artificial colors and flavors.)
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #398 on: June 23, 2011, 11:37:23 PM »
Artificer: I have two cows. They normally give milk, but that depends on my infusions.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #399 on: June 24, 2011, 12:15:30 AM »
Artificer: I have two cows. They normally give milk, but that depends on my infusions.
The Next Day: I infused my cows with brown, and now they give chocolate milk.
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

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