I've been on a D2 kick, soooo...
Lightning Sorceress : I have two cows...one holds my Infinity, and the other one makes the thunder god look like a pansy.
Werewolf Druid : I have two cows. You'll never see him hit with that Tomb Reaver, though.
Curse Necro : I have two cows. Good thing, they're worth more than me.
Army Necro : I have two cows. Though now I have an army of them, and an army of skeletons, and skeleton mages. Pity you won't see them, since you're cursed and your buddy's cow just blew up.
Strafe Zon : I have two cows...they somehow have hands that move REALLY fast, so fast that 12 year olds get naughty ideas watching my boobs bounce firing arrows with them.
DISCLAIMER : Yes, Kell is crazy. Oh, and a bit twisted, too. That damn [Insane] tag feat Beyond Good and Evil...but we'll show them!