CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...

[awaken DM golem]

4e Ranger: I have two cows. One of them is my hunter's quarry. The other is my animal companion. We flank.

4e Ranger: Good thing I have a CO-build, cause otherwise I might lose to my two cows, one of which is a Lurker Cow; follow the Roles.

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Uncarnate PrC: Can I come out of my Cow now ...  ... pretty please ?! Oops, I killed my cow. Look at my new cow-hide armor.


 

[dither]

4e Ranger: I have two cows. One of them is my hunter's quarry. The other is my animal companion. We flank.

4e Ranger: Good thing I have a CO-build, cause otherwise I might lose to my two cows, one of which is a Lurker Cow; follow the Roles.

4e Ranger: No, realli! A cow bit my sister once!

[Agita]

4e Ranger: I have two cows. One of them is my hunter's quarry. The other is my animal companion. We flank.

4e Ranger: Good thing I have a CO-build, cause otherwise I might lose to my two cows, one of which is a Lurker Cow; follow the Roles.

4e Ranger: No, realli! A cow bit my sister once!

4e Ranger: Now it's a cow. *Nova round* Now it's mincemeat.

[Lycanthromancer]

2nd ed thief: Cows? What cows? I don't have any...oh, these cows? I have no idea where they came from, and you can't prove anything.

Factotum: I have lots of cows. They can juggle, they can tumble, they can spring locks and disable traps, and make Julian fries! Get your all-purpose cows here!

Fighter 20: I have a cow. Well, a piece of a cow. It's more of a cow's femur, really. I can hit things with it. *Thwack* See?

Pyrokineticist: I used to have a cow. You like your hamburger well-done, right?

[Agita]

Pyrokineticist: I used to have a cow. You like your hamburger well-done, right?

Variant:
Pyrokineticist: You want your steak bloody, medium, or well-done?

[Anklebite]

Pyrokineticist: I used to have a cow. You like your hamburger well-done, right?

Variant:
Pyrokineticist: You want your steak bloody, medium, or well-done?

Pyrokineticist: I have two cows. they are both on fire, and their fire is on fire.... which is also on fire.

(nimbus+hand aflame + weapon aflame stacks up nicely  )

[EjoThims]

fire is on fire.... which is also on fire.

(nimbus+hand aflame + weapon aflame stacks up nicely  )

This has always been why the pyrokineticist is my favorite 3.5 prc.

[Lycanthromancer]

Agita's Awesome Poster Compilation

If it's so awesome, then why aren't my posters on there?

[Agita]

Agita's Awesome Poster Compilation

If it's so awesome, then why aren't my posters on there?

Because it's Agita's compilation, with posters I made.
But I've got another idea.

[Lycanthromancer]

Agita's Awesome Poster Compilation

If it's so awesome, then why aren't my posters on there?

Because it's Agita's compilation, with posters I made.
But I've got another idea.

Oh dear. Agita has "an idea."

Might I suggest we all duck and cover?

*ducks and covers*

[Anklebite]

fire is on fire.... which is also on fire.

(nimbus+hand aflame + weapon aflame stacks up nicely  )

This has always been why the pyrokineticist is my favorite 3.5 prc.

mine too. +12d6 fire damage per attack isn't bad at all. and the fact that heat death works on fire immunes... 

[Agita]

Agita's Awesome Poster Compilation

If it's so awesome, then why aren't my posters on there?

Because it's Agita's compilation, with posters I made.
But I've got another idea.

Oh dear. Agita has "an idea."

Might I suggest we all duck and cover?

*ducks and covers*

[Lycanthromancer]

Why wasn't he a duck?

[Agita]

Why wasn't he a duck?

Because ducks are evil. You can't expect a kid to trust a duck.

[skydragonknight]

Dvati Wizard: I polymorph into a Minotaur. I AM two cows.

[EjoThims]

+12d6 fire damage per attack

I just meant solely the whole "Fire that is one fire, which is also... ON FIRE" thing.  

[Agita]

Incarnate: The souls of cows living, dead, and unborn give me the ability to give as much milk as two cows.

[Lycanthromancer]

Why wasn't he a duck?

Because ducks are evil. You can't expect a kid to trust a duck.

Maybe that's what it meant. You see a duck, and hide under the covers.

[Anklebite]

+12d6 fire damage per attack

I just meant solely the whole "Fire that is one fire, which is also... ON FIRE" thing.  

well yeah, but the crunch has to back up the fluff. 

+12d6 feels like you just got hit by fire^3.

[Hijax]

Totemist: I have two cows. Well, the body parts add up to about two cows in total, i think.