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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #160 on: June 09, 2009, 07:32:32 PM »
Balor: I have two souls I made into cows. I hug them every day when I get home from work and have a barbecue.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #161 on: June 10, 2009, 06:10:37 AM »
Gorgon I have  two cows that cause me to continuously struggle to not give in to my urge to stone them.  Which I suppose translates into common as "damn all women".

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #162 on: June 10, 2009, 12:29:22 PM »
Mimic: I have three cows. Can you guess which one is me?
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #163 on: June 12, 2009, 05:19:46 PM »
Juiblex - I have two cows, marinating in the multiverse's most gigantic Black Pudding.
AND I HATE BEING ORCUS's BE-YOTCH IN EVERY EDITION !!!
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #164 on: June 13, 2009, 08:33:10 AM »
Spellwarp Sniper: "Evasion? Ha! There is no dodging my expertly aimed cow ray!"

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #165 on: June 13, 2009, 07:43:01 PM »
Soul Eater: I had two cows. Now I have two lifeless husks. I really should cut back on red meat.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #166 on: June 13, 2009, 09:18:23 PM »
Wu Jen I have two cows.  I am forbidden to touch them in any way.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #167 on: June 13, 2009, 11:33:59 PM »
Half-fiend minotaur: Daddy was a pit-fiend. And Mommy was...I don't think you want to know about her.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #168 on: June 14, 2009, 12:26:21 AM »
Half-fiend minotaur: Daddy was a pit-fiend. And Mommy was...I don't think you want to know about her.

Father of the aforementioned Half-Fiend Minotaur: I had a cow for a lover once.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #169 on: June 14, 2009, 03:08:58 AM »
Half-fiend minotaur: Daddy was a pit-fiend. And Mommy was...I don't think you want to know about her.

Father of the aforementioned Half-Fiend Minotaur: I had a cow for a lover once.

"And the steak I had for dinner afterward was quite delectable."

(Yes, that does mean what you think it means. :O )
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #170 on: June 14, 2009, 03:28:16 AM »
Half-fiend minotaur: Daddy was a pit-fiend. And Mommy was...I don't think you want to know about her.

Father of the aforementioned Half-Fiend Minotaur: I had a cow for a lover once.

"And the steak I had for dinner afterward was quite delectable."

(Yes, that does mean what you think it means. :O )

King Minos of Crete: "My wife did what?!?"

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #171 on: June 14, 2009, 03:32:15 AM »
Wereturtle: I have two cowabungas.
The more I see of people, the more I love my dog.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #172 on: June 14, 2009, 03:36:42 AM »
Bartholomew J. Simpson to King Minos' wife: Don't have a cow-man.
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
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Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #173 on: June 14, 2009, 04:11:32 AM »
Half-Dragon Werecow: I'd tap that.
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Quote from: Anklebite
Quote from: dither
Well blow me down! :P
A SECTION OF THE CAVERN HAS COLLAPSED!
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #174 on: June 14, 2009, 04:24:08 AM »
Me as a DM: This topic is having me create the were-cow.
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Final Fantasy 7
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #175 on: June 14, 2009, 04:44:15 AM »
What was that about werecows?
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #176 on: June 15, 2009, 01:25:14 AM »
Me as a DM: This topic is having me create the were-cow.

There cow!

There castle!
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #177 on: June 15, 2009, 12:26:51 PM »
There cow!

There castle!

Grumbles. It's only a model.
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"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Dither's power level?"
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Well blow me down! :P
A SECTION OF THE CAVERN HAS COLLAPSED!
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #178 on: June 16, 2009, 09:24:34 PM »
Half-fiend minotaur: Daddy was a pit-fiend. And Mommy was...I don't think you want to know about her.
Father of the aforementioned Half-Fiend Minotaur: I had a cow for a lover once.
"And the steak I had for dinner afterward was quite delectable."
(Yes, that does mean what you think it means. :O )
King Minos of Crete: "My wife did what?!?"
:rollseyes
Yeah.
Zeus ... on the Greater Gods' version of Jerry Springer ---> I have TWO cows  ???  ??
Dang. The Fates have been holding out on me.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #179 on: June 16, 2009, 10:02:39 PM »
The Tome of Battle Classes: MOORRRTAL KOWBAT!!! ROUND 1! FIGHT!
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
______________________________________
[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
[/spoiler]