This thread is partially a joke. The idea is to make a diplomancer of sorts, but especializing on Perform: Pick-up lines instead of Diplomacy.
Presenting various pick-up lines to be used during the execution of the skill itself is paramount.
I'm thinking of starting with Bard and just going from there (Virtuoso is looking good for this, so is Exemplar. Maybe a splash of Factotum there?). Able Learner would be nice but not an absolute necessity, with a CHA>INT>CON>DEX=WIS>STR build being the most likely candidate.
Bonus points if the character is extremely efficient at this but otherwise looks freaky (case in point, Kobold).
Using Lord of the Dance-like tricks for this purpose would also be awesome.
So, shall we get to it?