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Re: tsuyoshikentsu - needs a hug
« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2009, 07:02:20 PM »
Clearly, you'd be here for our scenic... trees.

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Re: tsuyoshikentsu - needs a hug
« Reply #81 on: April 19, 2009, 07:23:09 PM »
Until our local government "prunes" them to the point where they are barely recognizable as trees.

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Re: tsuyoshikentsu - needs a hug
« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2009, 05:50:52 PM »
Am I the only one interpreting "trees" as "hot women"?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: tsuyoshikentsu - needs a hug
« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2009, 06:00:52 PM »
...Dammit, now I'm doing it too.

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Re: tsuyoshikentsu - needs a hug
« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2009, 06:08:48 PM »
Just making sure it wasn't only me :)
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]