Half-Ogre Ex-Monk 2/Bear Totem Barbarian 2
CC/Fighter 1/Drunken Master 4/X +10
With 36 PB, STR 26, DEX 15, CON 12, INT 10, WIS 9, CHA 6
Only vital ones are DEX 15 and STR 19, all others are mutable. INT and WIS should be high enough to gain full benefits from Drink Like A Demon, though.
Feats:
1: Great Fortitude
Monk 1: Improved Grapple
Monk 1: Improved Unarmed Strike
Monk 2: Combat Reflexes
3: Multigrab
Fighter 1: Dodge
6: Greater Multigrab
9: Open feat
Bear Totem Barbarian gives you Improved Grab. This opens up Multigrab and Greater Multigrab for you, meaning you can effectively hold an enemy grappled in one hand at no penalty.
Drunken Master gives you proficiency with improvised weapons, and makes them useful. Can you see what it is yet?
Step 1) Grapple foe, using Greater Multigrab to hold them and not be considered grappled.
Step 2) Use foe as an improvised weapon to attack other foes. This is hilarious enough as it is.
Step 3)
When a drunken master rolls a natural 1 on an attack roll while using an improvised weapon, that weapon breaks apart and becomes useless.
If you roll a natural 1 on your attack roll, your enemy falls apart.
So, thoughts, comments? How can this build be improved?