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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #140 on: February 26, 2009, 06:44:04 PM »
Just take a level of warshaper and a level of monk. Monk says that you can "use any part of the body to make natural attacks." Warshaper allows you to "grow a set of natural weapons," or make them 1 size larger than they normally are. Voila! grow boobs at will!

Funny, but not what I'm looking for.  Ranma literally turns from a guy into a girl.  With full biological function, down to the ovaries.  Actually changeling isn't bad, it just loses me the extra point of essentia and bonus feat from Azurin.
With its trigger conditions, Ranma's gender-swapping brings inconveniences about equal to its benefits, so you can have it for free.

You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
*Psychotic chittering bug man leaps out of shadows, landing on an opponent who just crumples under the weight and is killed by the two mindblades, two eldritch blasts and four shortswords that got plunged into his back*

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #141 on: February 26, 2009, 08:37:36 PM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"

Heheheh, "His power level..." (and we all know how it ends)

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #142 on: February 26, 2009, 11:48:02 PM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"

Heheheh, "His power level..." (and we all know how it ends)
The people in trouble are the bystanders, not everyone takes the "Always nonlethal" option. :P
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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #143 on: February 28, 2009, 11:46:44 PM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #144 on: March 01, 2009, 12:37:40 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #145 on: March 01, 2009, 02:05:55 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #146 on: March 01, 2009, 04:00:24 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #147 on: March 01, 2009, 04:59:25 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.
And have the not so cute one vaporise you while you're raging at the cute one.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #148 on: March 01, 2009, 05:31:52 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.
And have the not so cute one vaporise you while you're raging at the cute one.
But didn't you find it a little suspicious that that mutant squirrel just happened to be hanging around your Ordinary High School?  Pasquirlio!  Combine with The Artifact and finish these fools!
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #149 on: March 01, 2009, 05:36:17 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.
And have the not so cute one vaporise you while you're raging at the cute one.
But didn't you find it a little suspicious that that mutant squirrel just happened to be hanging around your Ordinary High School?  Pasquirlio!  Combine with The Artifact and finish these fools!
Quick Optimus, use the buster cannon before they can fuse! ROLL OUT!

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #150 on: March 01, 2009, 05:53:32 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.
And have the not so cute one vaporise you while you're raging at the cute one.
But didn't you find it a little suspicious that that mutant squirrel just happened to be hanging around your Ordinary High School?  Pasquirlio!  Combine with The Artifact and finish these fools!
Quick Optimus, use the buster cannon before they can fuse! ROLL OUT!
Antimatter Cannon, coordinates lock, fire before the fools notice they're all in one spot!
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #151 on: March 01, 2009, 05:56:45 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.
And have the not so cute one vaporise you while you're raging at the cute one.
But didn't you find it a little suspicious that that mutant squirrel just happened to be hanging around your Ordinary High School?  Pasquirlio!  Combine with The Artifact and finish these fools!
Quick Optimus, use the buster cannon before they can fuse! ROLL OUT!
Antimatter Cannon, coordinates lock, fire before the fools notice they're all in one spot!
I can't let you do that, Star Fox.
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #152 on: March 01, 2009, 08:15:18 AM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.
And have the not so cute one vaporise you while you're raging at the cute one.
But didn't you find it a little suspicious that that mutant squirrel just happened to be hanging around your Ordinary High School?  Pasquirlio!  Combine with The Artifact and finish these fools!
Quick Optimus, use the buster cannon before they can fuse! ROLL OUT!
Antimatter Cannon, coordinates lock, fire before the fools notice they're all in one spot!
I can't let you do that, Star Fox.
You and what army?!
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #153 on: March 01, 2009, 12:22:48 PM »
Too late to join ?

Was thinking of a catfolk artificier (yet again).

Edit: Wielding a big wrench as a staff, and planning to construct a alchemist's X cannon (Cold iron tube with a rune of launch item at the bottom), maybe even enhancing it with a rune of true strike for a laser guided RPF. (when I say rune, I mean wand in form of a rune drawn on a flat stone).

Heh, and the wrench can turn into a half wrench half staff that can shoot lightning from the tip once a bit of leveling up happens, and as an ultimate, it could expand around me as to provide with a slight bonus to AC, a melee weapon in my left hand and a ranged weapon in my right hand that shoots orbs at people.

Shonen jump go !
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 12:29:56 PM by bayar »

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #154 on: March 01, 2009, 12:59:21 PM »
Too late to join ?

Was thinking of a catfolk artificier (yet again).

Edit: Wielding a big wrench as a staff, and planning to construct a alchemist's X cannon (Cold iron tube with a rune of launch item at the bottom), maybe even enhancing it with a rune of true strike for a laser guided RPF. (when I say rune, I mean wand in form of a rune drawn on a flat stone).

Heh, and the wrench can turn into a half wrench half staff that can shoot lightning from the tip once a bit of leveling up happens, and as an ultimate, it could expand around me as to provide with a slight bonus to AC, a melee weapon in my left hand and a ranged weapon in my right hand that shoots orbs at people.

Shonen jump go !
Rather than an artificer, you could try this: :D (lol at "SCRAP NI NARE!")

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« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 01:26:40 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #155 on: March 01, 2009, 01:30:06 PM »
Naw, try a weirder robot.
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EDIT: On second thoughts, might be better off using the Gunleon's combat techs and the crazy Asimo's personality.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 01:44:27 PM by veekie »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #156 on: March 01, 2009, 06:26:05 PM »
Too late to join ?

Was thinking of a catfolk artificier (yet again).

Edit: Wielding a big wrench as a staff, and planning to construct a alchemist's X cannon (Cold iron tube with a rune of launch item at the bottom), maybe even enhancing it with a rune of true strike for a laser guided RPF. (when I say rune, I mean wand in form of a rune drawn on a flat stone).

Heh, and the wrench can turn into a half wrench half staff that can shoot lightning from the tip once a bit of leveling up happens, and as an ultimate, it could expand around me as to provide with a slight bonus to AC, a melee weapon in my left hand and a ranged weapon in my right hand that shoots orbs at people.

Shonen jump go !
Rather than an artificer, you could try this: :D (lol at "SCRAP NI NARE!")

Makenaize! Makenaize! Make naiiiiiii zzze!

Well...this could be how my bankai would look...

Edit: Wonder how much gold would it require to build a castle and call it Castle Greyhawk. You know...so we can become masters of the multiverse...
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 06:42:54 PM by bayar »

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #157 on: March 01, 2009, 07:12:47 PM »
Well...this could be how my bankai would look...
Did you actually look at the link? It has wrench numchucks! :D
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #158 on: March 01, 2009, 08:23:28 PM »
Screw that, it has wrench shurikens!
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: We need something awesome
« Reply #159 on: March 02, 2009, 07:11:32 PM »
You know, I see combat as being something like
"Fool! You cannot stand against the power of Gundam-Lagann!"
"Oh yeah? Load Cartridge! Bankai!"
"You triggered my trap card!"
"Oh no, Pikachu, return! Looks like I'll have to go Super Saiyan 9 instead!"
"Not so fast!  I am the bone of my sword"
"Hah! You'll never stand up to the might of my Raikinjetsu no Jutsu!"
"A lightning attack?  Just as planned."
Actually that's just a distraction so we can have our disgustingly cute animal critter steal the macguffin while you are occupied.
And have the not so cute one vaporise you while you're raging at the cute one.
But didn't you find it a little suspicious that that mutant squirrel just happened to be hanging around your Ordinary High School?  Pasquirlio!  Combine with The Artifact and finish these fools!
Quick Optimus, use the buster cannon before they can fuse! ROLL OUT!
Antimatter Cannon, coordinates lock, fire before the fools notice they're all in one spot!
I can't let you do that, Star Fox.
You and what army?!
Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows...
Buried in the flow of time... in thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness!
Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess!