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Prak, the Mad

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #40 on: September 16, 2009, 06:21:43 PM »
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2009, 06:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Prak, the Mad on September 16, 2009, 06:21:43 PM
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.

I sense a plothook.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2009, 05:29:12 AM »
Quote from: Prak, the Mad on September 16, 2009, 06:21:43 PM
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.
Get a big black ragged hooded cloak too.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2009, 10:07:21 AM »
Quote from: veekie on September 17, 2009, 05:29:12 AM
Quote from: Prak, the Mad on September 16, 2009, 06:21:43 PM
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.
Get a big black ragged hooded cloak too.

Someone's been playing Arkham Asylum.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2009, 04:08:21 AM »
and no one got the reference I was making?
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2009, 10:43:01 AM »
Quote from: Prak, the Mad on September 18, 2009, 04:08:21 AM
and no one got the reference I was making?

I'm afraid I missed it... Don't particularly recall this one.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2009, 10:06:29 PM »
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2009, 08:42:15 PM »
That picture isn't showing up for me, but I realised that you were referring to Candle Jack just before I lo
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2009, 08:48:54 PM »
Aww, damn. I thought of the Game and how I'd lost it before Candlejack sprang to mi
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2009, 07:01:20 AM »
I hate you all.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2009, 09:47:20 PM »
I'm going to need more rope...
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2009, 04:56:38 PM »
Funny how that even when he's kidnapping you, Candlejack always is kind enough to hit the submit b
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2009, 05:15:00 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on October 13, 2009, 04:56:38 PM
Funny how that even when he's kidnapping you, Candlejack always is kind enough to hit the submit b
I'm curious if merely copy-pasting his name instead of typing it will res
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2009, 01:02:38 PM »
Quote tags won't save you from Candle Jack. If his name pops up anywh
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2009, 03:27:20 PM »
"Pops up anywhere"?  Are you suggesting that his name merely being on my monitor is as bad as saying his name, even if I didn't type it?

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I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2009, 03:38:59 PM »
Who's this Candle Jack guy anyway?

And why are you al
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Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
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Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2009, 08:26:41 PM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on October 23, 2009, 03:27:20 PM
"Pops up anywhere"?  Are you suggesting that his name merely being on my monitor is as bad as saying his name, even if I didn't type it?

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I was going to say "Anywhere in your post", but your idea is better. It means Candle Jack is worse than the Ga
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2009, 09:12:47 PM »
Candle Jack doesn't exist, so stop this bul
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #58 on: November 20, 2009, 06:34:15 PM »
Epic thread dera
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2011, 08:55:06 AM »
Jack be nimble,
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