Author Topic: The Obligatory Haiku Thread (Read 18385 times)

Callix · « **Reply #80 on:** June 27, 2008, 07:51:35 PM »

Postmodernism
Always rubbed me the wrong way
Except in haiku.

So go right ahead.
Make nonsenseical haiku.
Interpolated.

Prime32 · « **Reply #81 on:** June 29, 2008, 08:10:47 PM »

Post-modern, you say?
Well, I can make an attempt
How is this for weird?

A green bell dances
Come and wake the loud rumbling
Screw Flanders Screw Flan-

Callix · « **Reply #82 on:** June 29, 2008, 08:52:54 PM »

Sometimes I wonder
Why everyone seems to hate
Poor old Ned Flanders.

Now, for my next trick,
I will reprint a haiku
Not written by me.

Haiku are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

Chemus · « **Reply #83 on:** June 30, 2008, 06:06:54 AM »

Considering time
you would think haiku would all
be aquamarine.

Callix · « **Reply #84 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:02:02 AM »

Let's make poetry...
Let me show you my long line...
Blue haiku is bad.

Turquoise bicycles
Shoe fits actualise all
Radishes greenly

I beg forgiveness.
I will try to keep control
Of my inner slaad.

lotofsnow · « **Reply #85 on:** July 15, 2008, 02:05:11 AM »

Damn you, you haiku,
your structure is so very
simple... so simple.

woodenbandman · « **Reply #86 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:56:20 AM »

Must we speak haiku,
And not in another way?
I like sonnets more.

Vas · « **Reply #87 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:35:27 PM »

Fat man tries to rise

But he falls back down to earth

He was just too fat

Sprawled there on the floor

He lies there in misery

Blocking the pavement

Spying his distress

A man thinks logistically

Forklift is needed

Dont let me write these

I am so the Haiku master

Crap, that one was eight

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #88 on:** October 01, 2008, 02:19:00 AM »

Hairless is the best,
Hot wax, loud rip, shrill shrieking,
Note: never again.

Vas · « **Reply #89 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:41:49 PM »

Stunned silence ensues

Is that even possible

with a ping pong ball?

Clint Eastwood looks up

"Go ahead punk, make my day"

The punk makes his day

Chemus · « **Reply #90 on:** October 08, 2008, 06:24:58 AM »

Silent laughter here
Hadn't yet considered Clint
Though I just might, now

Elennsar · « **Reply #91 on:** October 08, 2008, 07:58:16 AM »

Wealth. Glory. Power.
A true samurai needs none.
Only his duty.

Vas · « **Reply #92 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:22:11 AM »

How to bake a cake:

Step 1: get some flour and eggs

...figure out the rest

Ryu sets his feet

he sends out a ball of flames

ADOOGIT he cries

Chemus · « **Reply #93 on:** October 08, 2008, 05:40:44 PM »

It rains here now. Good.
Now it's really quite sunny.
It rains yet again.

Halloween · « **Reply #94 on:** October 09, 2008, 01:12:45 AM »

My throat is hurting.
It has been for near five months.
I'm still not sure why.

... yay!

RobbyPants · « **Reply #95 on:** October 16, 2008, 01:05:55 PM »

This is my haiku
That I posted on this thread
Is this good enough?

Chemus · « **Reply #96 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:33:02 PM »

Haiku quality
has deteriorated
a bit recently.

Bozwevial · « **Reply #97 on:** November 03, 2008, 11:30:39 PM »

I think that it may
Be due to the adage that
Silence is golden.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #98 on:** November 04, 2008, 07:05:18 AM »

Or possibly that
Everyone here sucks at
making good haikus...

RobbyPants · « **Reply #99 on:** November 04, 2008, 10:50:43 AM »

BobismyRhino
Hit the nail on the head with
That last post of hers

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Author Topic: The Obligatory Haiku Thread (Read 18385 times)