Author Topic: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D (Read 23248 times)

Lycanthromancer · « **Reply #40 on:** September 02, 2011, 07:27:30 PM »

If anyone wants to know, I'm playing a young anthro-'coon boy in an anti-human campaign that has a really filthy mouth. I'm considering insults and curses.

Just FYI.

JohnnyMayHymn · « **Reply #41 on:** September 03, 2011, 08:18:25 AM »

Those little fungus people, and modrons ...

Really whatever a raccoon thinks is nasty ... squirrels?

radionausea · « **Reply #42 on:** September 03, 2011, 08:27:40 AM »

Tsochar are pretty grim what wit their lamprey like bodies and faces, pupper mastering, being composite beings and eating people from the inside out.

and anything that looks like a snail. Fucking snails.

Kajhera · « **Reply #43 on:** September 03, 2011, 10:25:32 AM »

I'd use otyugh as something that might generally be recognized.

kurashu · « **Reply #44 on:** September 03, 2011, 02:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Kajhera on September 03, 2011, 10:25:32 AM

I'd use otyugh as something that might generally be recognized.

Reminded me of something I saw on EnWorld a long time ago.

PCs had busted into a barely intelligent Otyugh's lair.
PCs: What is your masterplan?!
Otyugh: Poop.
PCs: ...What?
Otyugh: Do you have any poop?

Lycanthromancer · « **Reply #45 on:** September 03, 2011, 05:38:18 PM »

Quote from: kurashu on September 03, 2011, 02:18:35 PM

Quote from: Kajhera on September 03, 2011, 10:25:32 AM
I'd use otyugh as something that might generally be recognized.

Reminded me of something I saw on EnWorld a long time ago.

PCs had busted into a barely intelligent Otyugh's lair.
PCs: What is your masterplan?!
Otyugh: Poop.
PCs: ...What?
Otyugh: Do you have any poop?

Because PCs like crashing the party.

They're party-poopers.

Saxony · « **Reply #46 on:** September 03, 2011, 06:08:55 PM »

I like the cut of your jib, pun master. Carry on.

Lycanthromancer · « **Reply #47 on:** September 03, 2011, 07:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Saxony on September 03, 2011, 06:08:55 PM

I like the cut of your jib, pun master. Carry on.

So far, I have these quotes from my character:

[Regarding the ability to sail]: "I can, but not well enough to keep us going unless I have a proper crew or we're on a yacht small enough for Lolth to pull out of that skinny elven arse of hers."

[Regarding the humans, elves, etc that enslaved him and all the other non-humanoids]: "It's not taking advantage of them that bothers me. It's having to demean myself for a bunch of aboleth-licking spawn of flesh jellies that don't have the common courtesy to die in their own filth. Makes me feel dirty."

And he referred to our Sir-Not-Yet-Appearing-In-This-Production contact as an otyugh-buggerer because my little boy is impatient.

You are providing a great service, everyone! More horrors await!

Maat_Mons · « **Reply #48 on:** September 03, 2011, 09:09:51 PM »

Quote from: Lycanthromancer on September 03, 2011, 07:26:57 PM

Are we thinking of the same Lolth?

snakeman830 · « **Reply #49 on:** September 03, 2011, 10:38:32 PM »

If Tordek is to believed, Elves.

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #50 on:** September 04, 2011, 12:37:21 AM »

Quote from: Lycanthromancer on September 02, 2011, 07:27:30 PM

If anyone wants to know, I'm playing a young anthro-'coon boy in an anti-human campaign that has a really filthy mouth. I'm considering insults and curses.

Just FYI.

My favorite insult is from a British Comedy called Red Dwarf.

"Stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum!"

Also, I don't not think Lolth has a skinny, or indeed Elven, arse. I do however think whoever wrote Firefox's dictionary needs to be shot due to not having "arse" in it apparently.

As for disgusting creatures, I know a http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/abomination.htm#dreamLarva is definitely on my list of pants-dirtying horrible.

Amechra · « **Reply #51 on:** September 04, 2011, 08:59:35 PM »

Unseelie Nymphs, on the nasty side, definitely.

Gutpuppets! The hip new replacement for zombies! They're fast, have a nasty poison (2 DC 17 Fort saves. At CR 3. And by the way, that's just for the 1st round. It's 3.0, so the 1d8 points of "permanent Strength damage" would most likely be Strength Drain, which is along with 1d10 points of damage and potential Unconsciousness.

Oh, and a standing pool of that poison does what looks like 1d10 points of Strength Burn. Yes, you heard that right.), which is described as literally liquefying flesh. And if they come across a corpse, they hide in it, then ride it around, while sweating that poison.

Why, oh why is that a CR 3?

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #52 on:** September 04, 2011, 09:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Amechra on September 04, 2011, 08:59:35 PM

Why, oh why is that a CR 3?

Wow, no kidding! That thing is nasty!

Ed-Zero · « **Reply #53 on:** September 05, 2011, 02:13:09 PM »

I've always been a fan of the Xixecal

ninjarabbit · « **Reply #54 on:** September 05, 2011, 03:53:54 PM »

Yo momma!

Yo momma is so hairy that Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Yo momma is so ugly that she gets an extra 365 days a year to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma is so nasty that she brings her own crabs to the beach.

Midnight_v · « **Reply #55 on:** September 05, 2011, 04:25:33 PM »

Quote

Yo Mamma

+1
I didn't wanna be the first to say it but yeah.

Hasmadad · « **Reply #56 on:** September 05, 2011, 07:23:50 PM »

Quote from: braininthejar on September 02, 2011, 06:58:24 PM

1 Maurhezi (did I spell it right)

A demon, human sized so actually viable as a character concept. Looks like a ghoul but has doppleganger powers. The catch - he copies a person by absorbtion. To mimic someone he has to eat their corpse within minutes from death. After that, he gains a new shape and they are beyond ressurection - the only afterlife they have to look forward to is as demon crap.

TheWyrmDude · « **Reply #57 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:20:37 PM »

Pennaggolan from Oriental Adventures (and Malaysian mythology) is pretty nasty. It's a vampire! Also, it's a floating head with the vital organs hanging from the neck. In the folklore, they were usually women who would detach their head/entrails from their body at night to fly around looking for victims, and upon returning would soak their organs in a vat of vinegar so they could easily fit them back through the neck hole.

Endarire · « **Reply #58 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:53:50 AM »

This epic abomination has freaked me out.

zugschef · « **Reply #59 on:** September 06, 2011, 03:00:00 AM »

Quote from: Endarire on September 06, 2011, 02:53:50 AM

This epic abomination has freaked me out.

am i the only one who finds a large sized, decayed, deadborn and deformed undead fetus the most disgusting of the abominations?

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