As did I up until I start talking about Knobs. Seriously, at this point I think this thing needs to die. Trolling is wrong, I admit that, and I'd apologize for it if I hadn't been doing it in a setting where trolling contributes about as much to progressing the discussion as the discussion itself does, with the added advantage of being funny on some level.
Of course, that makes sense, since every thread since the first has just been a troll post and certain people haven't been able to let it go. And, being trolls, the thread starters can't let it go, either.