Help: Pipe Organ Bard

[Rebel7284]

and while mountain rage would make the half-minotaur goliath character of mine count as huge while raging

RAW, it sets the size to large, not increases it by one category.  So raging while polymorphed into something colossal would still make you large.

[awaken DM golem]

How about instead of a pipe organ, you have a giant xylophone instead? Each note can be a club... "Hmm, Grog smash face with F# today!"

 


Use a baby Air Elemental or an Elemental Envoy
to power the Portive Organ, instead of bellows.
It should be loud too ... but this probably gets into houserule territory.

{ ... insert my grandmum actually had a portive organ / I just thought of  grandmum smiley face ... }

[SneakyGeeky]

Wow, I go on vacation for a week and return to this.  Love it. You guys rock. I'm definitely thrilled, since this totally means Gnarls is going to be ridiculously cool.

[awaken DM golem]

Oh and ...

Heward's Mystical Organ ; same dude of the haversack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heward%27s_Mystical_Organ

[nijineko]

ah, nostalgia. nice organ.

[b100d_arrowz]

My roommate and I had this idea when we were building Fochlucan Lyrists last year. Our plan of moving our pipe organ around involved a wagon and the party druid    If you must be the one carrying it, perhaps permanently reduce object on it? Charge into battle and throw your organ at an enemy, it smashes him flat. THROG SMASH! NOW THROG MAKE BEAUTIMOUS MUSIK!

[awaken DM golem]

ah, nostalgia. nice organ.

  ... the Norman Rockwell meets Wal-Mart version of D&D.
"All we are saying ... is give Wish a chance."


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"Shrink Item" spell is obvious, as is putting it on a Tenser's.
Telekinesis on a shrunk item, is an oldie but goodie.
You probably don't want to wreck a Bard's (or FL's) major class thingy.

"Charge into battle and throw your ... at the enemy"
is like the Fat Jumper builds. Works better, and is silly.

[Rejakor]

Weapons don't take damage when you hit people with them.  Have the organ 'designed as a weapon', and it should be fine.  Personally the Insightful Strike + Undersong MASTERFUL PERFORMANCE is fantastic.

Attaching a chain to your pipe organ and using it as a reach weapon is also fabulous.

[Lycanthromancer]

Be a monk/barbarian and hit everything with your massive organ.

Sounds awful, dunnit?

[skydragonknight]

Give it the Sizing Enhancement so you can shrink it to fit through doors or make it up to Colossal size.

[braininthejar]

Since you already intend to carry a set of long pipes and bellows, how about an oversized set of bagpipes?