Let's Play Dress Up!

[Nanshork]

And besides, Anna Nicole Smith-size boobies are just... wrong. 

  When did this happen?

It didn't, Johannixx is hallucinating.

[Graytigeress]

Unless someone's willing to drop a ton of money down for me, I'm not gonna have the boobs required for this costume. 

There are ways of getting the chest you want without getting surgery.  Anywhere from 20-50 dollars.

http://www.pierresilber.com/breastforms.html

http://www.feelfoxy.com/Breast_Enhancers_s/23.htm

http://www.harrietcarter.com/health-beauty_beauty-aids/breast-enhancers/

http://www.beautyliesbeneath.com/Cleavage_Breast_Enhancer_Pads_s/30.htm


My sister in-law  has a set  of enhancers that she uses when she goes out to look fuller. Thou I don't think there is anything wrong with not being well endowed.  But it gives her confedence, so who am I to nitpick?

[Johannixx]

And besides, Anna Nicole Smith-size boobies are just... wrong. 

  When did this happen?

It didn't, Johannixx is hallucinating.

Nah, I'd just rather see a set of natural B-cups than a set of saline-stuffed D-cups.

[EjoThims]

Nah, I'd just rather see a set of natural B-cups than a set of saline-stuffed D-cups.

That's why you go for the natural D+s.

[BobismyRhino]

LOL I was looking into getting cups or stuffing my bra, but the costume doesn't really allow for much... um... of anything. It's suuuuper tricky. Especially since I couldn't find a pattern for a body suit. Me and my friend are now winging it; we're making a corset top and making up a bathing suit bottom... and making it a one piece that I can hopefully get in and out of.  O_o;;

We'll see how this goes. LOL

[BowenSilverclaw]

And how is AC's Green Arrow outfit coming along?

[Tshern]

And how is AC's Green Arrow outfit coming along?

Tight, I hope.

[BobismyRhino]

Tshern beat me to it. But to be fair, I was going to say: snug.

[BowenSilverclaw]

And how is AC's Green Arrow outfit coming along?

Tight, I hope.

Spandex, rawr...

[Kai]

2) We love you for trying

+1 

[CountArioch]

And besides, Anna Nicole Smith-size boobies are just... wrong. 

  When did this happen?

It didn't, Johannixx is hallucinating.

Nah, I'd just rather see a set of natural B-cups than a set of saline-stuffed D-cups.

Good news though.  The FDA has found that Silicone implants don't actually cause the problems they were pulled off the shelf for, and have OK'd them for use.  They made a much better implant than Saline.

Polyprolene String implants are atill banned, however.  Not for health reasons, more because their performance is too random and most women rejected them after a short time.  (Their deal is the strings irritate the breast tissues and cause them to create fluid.  The material then absorbs the fluid and expands, repeating the process.  They basically continuously get bigger.  The problem is, most women would get lopsided real quick, as well as out and out rejection due to the fact that it's irritating tissues.)

Models with that type of implants include Minka, Chelsea Charms, and Maxi Mounds.

And yes, I understand it's weird that I know that.  I'm fascinated with breasts, deal.

[BobismyRhino]

Whew! Just bought a faux leather jacket (I don't like wearing real leather... I *heart* cows too much).

It took me FOR-EV-ER to find a jacket my size! I was scoping out Ebay and found a bunch of jackets that I liked, but then I realized that they were all petite, and half the size of me. I'm not exactly tiny. I'm pretty um... wide.

My friend Jason likes to remind me of my width by singing the "big hip blues" to me whenever he can. He's an asshole. A loveable one, but an asshole nonetheless.

Back to my story: I finally, after an hour and some change wasted on browsing ebay, I found a jacket that would fit my massive shoulders at Nordstroms! Yay!

I am pleased. And this ends my update.

[CountArioch]

Oh please, I've seen you BimR.  I could fit my hand around your thigh.  Remember when you put my face through the wall when I tried? 

But in all seriousness, you're literally half the size of the smallest woman I've dated. 

[Shewolf]

Seriously, BimR, you make me feel positively bovine next to you.

[BobismyRhino]

 

I just meant that considering I lack boobs, I'm pretty wide around my chest area. I think the term is big boned.

I'm by no means petite, which is good because that means I can still beat up AC every now and then when he gets out of line. 

[altpersona]

its all none of my beeswax, so im opinionating in the spoiler..

[spoiler]bimr, in the past, youve told us (i think, unless iv confused someone else..) that you have a history w/ eating disorders.

right?

thing 1, big boned only exists if you have a growth issue like andre the giant.. then only a little..

thing 2, humans are wider than they are deep. thats normal.

thing 3, dont you have a psych degree?

thing 4, we have seen the elf pic. so when you describe your self, we can tell exageration.

so, for the record, were gonna need the full work up, height / weight, clothes sizes / measurements..

and pics of course 
[/spoiler]

[CountArioch]

I just meant that considering I lack boobs, I'm pretty wide around my chest area. I think the term is big boned.

I'm by no means petite, which is good because that means I can still beat up AC every now and then when he gets out of line. 

No, I'm big-boned.  When you've gotten hit by a car and managed to not only get off the ground but charge the driver with such intensity that he ran back in his car and drove off like I have, then you get to call yourself big-boned.  (I had a detailed body analysis done a few years back, I forget what my skeletal structure weighed, but the doctor commented that I was built unusually dense.)

Oh, and I wouldn't say you lacked boobs.  Your boobs are perfect for your body size.  (I dated a woman that was taller than you but had similar proportioned frame, but DD breasts.  She looked awkward and top-heavy, to be honest.  Also, she might cut me if she sees me again, but that's neither here nor there.)

[Shewolf]

Lets take a break from the over-analysis, I know from personal experience that does more harm than good.
I think we can all agree that BimR is awesome, and most of us are naughty and demand more pics.

[PhoenixInferno]

Yes, more pics would be good.  And if you can get one with a motorcycle, that would be cool.

What?  Don't judge me

[CountArioch]