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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2009, 12:11:38 PM »
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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2009, 01:04:23 PM »

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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2009, 05:57:43 PM »
Well, even if rule #34 states that everything the human mind can think of, some human has made porn of I did not see a platypus in that video. They simply to sacred to humanity

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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2009, 06:00:47 PM »
Well, even if rule #34 states that everything the human mind can think of, some human has made porn of I did not see a platypus in that video. They simply to sacred to humanity

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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2009, 06:26:29 PM »
Well, even if rule #34 states that everything the human mind can think of, some human has made porn of I did not see a platypus in that video. They simply to sacred to humanity

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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2009, 09:20:36 PM »
Well, even if rule #34 states that everything the human mind can think of, some human has made porn of I did not see a platypus in that video. They simply to sacred to humanity

Too sacred?  I think not!  Behold, the portable pleasure platypus!

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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2009, 09:48:15 PM »
 :twitch This thread just went downhill fast.  :lmao
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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2009, 10:57:14 PM »
:twitch This thread just went downhill fast.  :lmao

Godwin's Law meets Sigmund Freud. The longer a thread lasts, the closer the odds of the topic being derailed to porn.

The internet is made up of porn, after all. It only makes sense that we contemplate humanity's depravity.


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Re: The ultimate showdown, everyday animal babies vs monotremata
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2009, 08:12:06 AM »
:twitch This thread just went downhill fast.  :lmao

Godwin's Law meets Sigmund Freud. The longer a thread lasts, the closer the odds of the topic being derailed to porn.

The internet is made up of porn, after all. It only makes sense that we contemplate humanity's depravity.

I believe it is time to quote the thread where they argued about the christian god

God is all knowing.
Google is all knowing.
Therefor Google is God.

I see Google.com every day.
God kills you if you see him.
Therefor I have died.

I watch porn.
Only the sinless spend their afterlife in God's presence.
Therefor porn is not sin.



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