Robby: The way to do it is you tell her that you'll be a terror to her boyfriends so she picks good ones, then you don't have to follow through on your threats. It's the best of both worlds. You get to be paranoid, and she doesn't get embarrassed in front of here boyfriend. (I realize this is years down the road. Hell, it's even farther for me, but I've got it planned out. No reason not to have a plan, right?)