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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #720 on: April 26, 2009, 09:12:28 PM »
Sir, that was amazing. "No! Elevators are too dangerous during a fire! Everybody! To the roof!"
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #721 on: April 26, 2009, 09:27:12 PM »
Sir, that was amazing. "No! Elevators are too dangerous during a fire! Everybody! To the roof!"

The sequel is even better.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #722 on: April 27, 2009, 12:59:34 AM »
The Browncoats are an actual band, apparently. Only one song up, but it's a great one.
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #723 on: April 27, 2009, 04:25:35 AM »
Hi Meg    0:)

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #724 on: April 27, 2009, 12:01:31 PM »
Hi Meg    0:)

Awww man, you're so fucked. You just did the two things a man should never try on a woman.

One: describe her as violent.

Two: say she's fat.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #725 on: April 27, 2009, 12:08:31 PM »
Hi Meg    0:)

Awww man, you're so fucked. You just did the two things a man should never try on a woman.

One: describe her as violent.

Two: say she's fat.

See, I do that all the time, and mine likes it...
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #726 on: April 27, 2009, 12:18:20 PM »
Hi Meg

The goal of power is power. - idk
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #727 on: April 27, 2009, 06:37:20 PM »
Hi Meg    0:)
I lol'd. But she's gonna scream like a banshee. :P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #728 on: April 28, 2009, 06:25:59 AM »
Hi Meg    0:)

Awww man, you're so fucked. You just did the two things a man should never try on a woman.

One: describe her as violent.

Two: say she's fat.

Actually I was playing on her fear of whales :D


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #730 on: April 29, 2009, 04:15:02 AM »
My friend in Anatomy showed this to me...

boot to the head

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #731 on: April 29, 2009, 07:44:38 AM »

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #732 on: April 29, 2009, 10:22:19 AM »
The cake is a lie.
Need to play table top? Get your game on at:
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The 3.5 Cleric Handbook
The 13th Guard - An alternate history campaign idea.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #733 on: April 29, 2009, 11:44:25 AM »
My friend in Anatomy showed this to me...

boot to the head

That really made my day.  :p
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #734 on: April 29, 2009, 01:18:20 PM »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #735 on: April 29, 2009, 01:27:01 PM »
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #736 on: April 29, 2009, 01:30:28 PM »
our weener dog does that w/ our basset hound
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #737 on: April 29, 2009, 01:45:52 PM »
Teehee, you said wiener.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #739 on: April 29, 2009, 05:56:20 PM »
Already posted, Boz.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!