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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #960 on: July 24, 2009, 09:44:49 PM »
wow they have some nice knits.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #962 on: July 25, 2009, 12:27:32 PM »
That is win.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #963 on: July 25, 2009, 12:37:14 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #964 on: July 25, 2009, 08:41:10 PM »
During a campaign a few days ago, this line popped up during an encounter:

"The deity you are worshiping is no longer in service. Please check your faith and try your spell again."

The exact circumstances aren't what you would think: The PC in question just did a very immoral act and shifted alignments (Faustian Pact was involved, FYI).


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #965 on: July 26, 2009, 09:02:22 AM »
http://electricbiscuitonline.blogspot.com/search/label/knitting
Tshern. Change your avatar to this. Right now.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #966 on: July 26, 2009, 03:23:02 PM »
At work today......well, the noon guy was asking the manager what he should do, right after he got there, and the manager said go ahead and start doing list stuff, start with the back up of mashers.  And points to where someone had already gotten the container ready for them, but didn't have time to go actually get them.  Now, I was making soup at this time.  He points across the pots of soup towards the sinks.  The noon guy: looks in the pots.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #967 on: July 26, 2009, 07:06:46 PM »
The word: fuckle.

Used at appropriate times (as a noun), it can be quiet hilarious.  :D

Consequently, it is now one of my favorite words.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #968 on: July 26, 2009, 07:41:06 PM »
What the heck does it mean?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #969 on: July 27, 2009, 01:21:19 AM »
If you have to ask, you are a fuckle. :P

PS: I made it up.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #970 on: July 27, 2009, 01:22:38 AM »
See, I've heard the word, but used as a verb.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #971 on: July 27, 2009, 12:07:30 PM »
I like it better as a noun.  :P


Also, I started laughing when my mom left me a voice message saying that her international phone didn't work in Canada.

Apparently, the word international excludes Canada.

I find it funny merely because it reminds me of this


Also, it's really hard not to start giggling everytime I see that knit Joker. I think of Tshern as him and it's just too funny.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #972 on: July 27, 2009, 04:48:35 PM »
this is at work, in the parking lot.  Someone was backing out, and another person almost hit them.  Said person started beeping at the person backing out, and continued to lean on the horn despite he was about to hit the guy backing out, and the guy backing out was in no way about to hit him.

I screamed "That's a nice horn, we're all impressed!" from where I was standing.  I made some woman standing near me crack up.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #973 on: July 27, 2009, 04:55:09 PM »
Also, it's really hard not to start giggling everytime I see that knit Joker. I think of Tshern as him and it's just too funny.
I assure I am a lot more ridiculous in real life.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #974 on: July 27, 2009, 06:06:31 PM »
Also, it's really hard not to start giggling everytime I see that knit Joker. I think of Tshern as him and it's just too funny.
I assure I am a lot more ridiculous in real life.

I was so sure she meant it was cute, and that'd be out of character for you...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #975 on: July 27, 2009, 06:13:13 PM »
Also, it's really hard not to start giggling everytime I see that knit Joker. I think of Tshern as him and it's just too funny.
I assure I am a lot more ridiculous in real life.

I was so sure she meant it was cute, and that'd be out of character for you...
Although I am both excessively cute and ravishingly handsome in real life.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #976 on: July 27, 2009, 06:59:29 PM »
For the record, Tshern, I'm so glad that you changed your icon.  The one you had before, made me so sad, just because the expression on the joker's face was all pouty.  It made me feel bad for him.  "Aw, poor joker just can't catch a break" :bigeye

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #977 on: July 27, 2009, 07:33:17 PM »
For the record, Tshern, I'm so glad that you changed your icon.  The one you had before, made me so sad, just because the expression on the joker's face was all pouty.  It made me feel bad for him.  "Aw, poor joker just can't catch a break" :bigeye
To me it was one of the few hilarious avatars I've managed to pick from the animated series. Joker funniness in the series was a rare occurence indeed.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #979 on: July 29, 2009, 01:39:18 AM »
Me and AC walk into a sub shop.

AC: What do I want to eat? The ham and cheese or the Italian?
Me: You are what you eat, babes.
AC: Italian...

It made me crack up.  :shrug

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