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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #900 on: June 11, 2009, 04:33:08 PM »
What is so supprising about not wanting to get stabbed?

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« Reply #901 on: June 11, 2009, 05:58:01 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri3XqFzcc_k

Some parts are lame, but I lol'd a lot...

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« Reply #902 on: June 12, 2009, 01:22:49 AM »
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Uruguay was also my first thought, which would probably be followed by Uganda. I didn't even really think of the US until it was pointed out since I tend to refer to it as simply "America" (technically incorrect, I know).

I usually just refer to them as "the guys with the guns".
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« Reply #903 on: June 12, 2009, 02:29:20 AM »
Roy Brown, how did you get away with this?

The above is funnier when considered with one's mind in the gutter. There are several tiers of perversity here, though.

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« Reply #904 on: June 12, 2009, 02:30:57 AM »
What is so supprising about not wanting to get stabbed?

Nothing, really.


I used to be afraid of needles myself, but the easiest way to get over it and get the job done is to look the opposite direction when the injection is happening.


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« Reply #905 on: June 12, 2009, 02:32:23 AM »
What is so supprising about not wanting to get stabbed?

Nothing, really.


I used to be afraid of needles myself, but the easiest way to get over it and get the job done is to look the opposite direction when the injection is happening.

Same here. I still get pretty nervous when I have to have an injection, and apparently I look so pale the nurses think I'm going to pass out, but it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #906 on: June 12, 2009, 02:40:14 AM »
I'm not actually afraid of needles, myself, but I understand the fear.

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« Reply #907 on: June 12, 2009, 02:47:22 AM »
Oh yeah, it's completely irrational, like my other old phobia (bees). I know that I regularly experience worse pain than a needle, or that bees usually don't sting unless provoked, I'm not allergic to them, and there's the pain comparison again, but I used to be completely adamant about not having anything to do with either of them. Nowadays, I'm...well, still not great with either of them, but I can manage.

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« Reply #908 on: June 12, 2009, 02:58:21 AM »
Oh yeah, it's completely irrational, like my other old phobia (bees). I know that I regularly experience worse pain than a needle, or that bees usually don't sting unless provoked, I'm not allergic to them, and there's the pain comparison again, but I used to be completely adamant about not having anything to do with either of them. Nowadays, I'm...well, still not great with either of them, but I can manage.
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Wasps: Irrationally, I avoid these things like the plague. I'm not allergic, but I've never been stung before (and the thought of it actually happening is what frightens me most). If I see one, I keep my distance.

Heights: Ironically, this is caused by my own personal height. Everything seems much different when you look down at it, and it only sinks in just how high up you really are when you put it in perspective. I can't fall without nearly pissing myself in fear, and airplanes are a nightmare for me (take-off and landing only, the actual flight is rather pleasant even with turbulence). And yet, I love coasters and I've always wanted to go hang-gliding. But the feeling of my stomach leaping into my chest during a drop is what does it. That feeling makes my nerves act up and forces me into the whole "I'm gonna die!" mindset. My psychiatrist says this is what a minor phobia is.

Arachnids: I've had a habit of killing spiders since I was young. I won't let them near me unless I'm going to kill them. It started because I learned just how venomous scorpions really are first-hand (despite the fact that they are my favorite non-mythical creature, I've been afraid of them for almost 2 decades now), but even the non-poisonous spiders startle me.


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« Reply #909 on: June 12, 2009, 03:15:44 AM »
I have no real phobias per se (no irrational fear of anything) though I do tend to be quite wary of heights. I find that I'm an incredibly lucky bastard when it comes to dozens of potentially fatal situations (most common being crossing the street. Seriously, if you get run over by someone around here, expect to die of the debilitating trauma unless you're walking along with someone or an ambulance happens to come your way).

Heck, I've actually had run-ins with armed robbers before, one of which was actually packing heat (thankfully, the guy was dumb as a doorstop and he fell for the good old Bluff as a move action), and I never once got hurt in those situations. Not something I'd recommend others to do, though.
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« Reply #910 on: June 12, 2009, 11:11:22 AM »
See, my worst fear is that my fellow Americans vote.

Granted, that's probably the fear of most of the world, but still :P
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #911 on: June 12, 2009, 12:28:58 PM »
What is so supprising about not wanting to get stabbed?

Nothing, really.


I used to be afraid of needles myself, but the easiest way to get over it and get the job done is to look the opposite direction when the injection is happening.

I learned the best way to beat phobias of needles is to start shooting heroin. 
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #914 on: June 12, 2009, 01:31:23 PM »
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The text which appears when you mouse over it: "Programming the sexbots to enjoy sex seemed a sensible move at the time, but we didn't realize the consequences of their developing fetishes."
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« Reply #916 on: June 13, 2009, 01:45:38 AM »
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Arachnids: I've had a habit of killing spiders since I was young. I won't let them near me unless I'm going to kill them. It started because I learned just how venomous scorpions really are first-hand (despite the fact that they are my favorite non-mythical creature, I've been afraid of them for almost 2 decades now), but even the non-poisonous spiders startle me.

I'd be scared shitless if I ever saw a non-poisonous spider.  They don't exist.  And fie on you for killing spiders, the deadliest spider in the world only kills 5% of the people it bites assuming no medical care.  Scorpions are nothing to fuck around with though.
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« Reply #917 on: June 13, 2009, 05:59:24 AM »
Actually there are a few spiders that dont have venom.  They're mimics with incredibly long jaws meant to look like antennae.  They flail their victims to death.  There are also spider eating spiders whose heads are mounted on tripod like necks that kill using scissor jaws.

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« Reply #918 on: June 13, 2009, 11:16:34 AM »
Actually there are a few spiders that dont have venom.  They're mimics with incredibly long jaws meant to look like antennae.  They flail their victims to death.  There are also spider eating spiders whose heads are mounted on tripod like necks that kill using scissor jaws.

I'm going to mention the first dnd monster that popped into my mind while reading this post. "Flail Snail". 'Nuf said.
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #919 on: June 14, 2009, 08:02:07 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUz8F2xU7tc&feature=related

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