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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #640 on: April 13, 2009, 12:54:20 AM »
:P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #641 on: April 13, 2009, 01:18:33 AM »
Ah, found the picture referenced.

Is it sad that when I saw the picture I immediately focused on the ears and forgot about the rest of the picture while I attempted to zoom in to see how they were attached?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #642 on: April 13, 2009, 02:22:05 AM »
Ah, found the picture referenced.

Is it sad that when I saw the picture I immediately focused on the ears and forgot about the rest of the picture while I attempted to zoom in to see how they were attached?

 :lmao

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #643 on: April 13, 2009, 02:38:48 AM »
So I opened today, like I do every Sunday, and I expected a hectic, yet fairly normal day (normal is a relative term).  Part of my duties includes setting up the line, putting things like chopped onions and tomatoes, cheeses, pickles, and sandwich vegatables in containers for the rail cooler.  On Monday we got some hot dogs and brats because baseball season started.  It was a one time thing, but we still have a buttload of them left.  These are served with pickle relish (which we have a gallon jug of, and use for other things as well).

Now, the closers have the opposite task as me.  They take all the things off of the line and put them away.  Things like liquids (pickle relish) aren't put back in their containers for obvious reasons, but things like sandwich lettuce are fine to put in the bags that we keep them in (cause it's sandwich lettuce, that's all we use it for).

This does not seem to be too hard a task, right?  Take the pickles, put them in the pickle cambro.  Take the relish, cover it and put it in the cooler.

When I opened the pickle relish jug.  I found pickles.  They took the pickles.  And put them in the relish.  I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard.  They didn't put the relish in the pickle cambro either, they put the relish in the relish container, and then duped the pickles in it.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #644 on: April 13, 2009, 12:59:49 PM »
Ah, found the picture referenced.

Is it sad that when I saw the picture I immediately focused on the ears and forgot about the rest of the picture while I attempted to zoom in to see how they were attached?

Maybe just a little bit. :P

Also, dman: Wow. That's just...wow.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #645 on: April 13, 2009, 04:32:21 PM »
dman, I just laughed out loud in my office. That was hilarious.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #646 on: April 13, 2009, 04:36:38 PM »
This:

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #647 on: April 13, 2009, 05:48:47 PM »
I like Paul better. He was FUCKING METAL.

Current Pope can't hold so much as a candy wrapper to him, much less a candle.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #648 on: April 13, 2009, 05:51:47 PM »
Well, that was John Paul II on that image, right? Doesn't look like Benedict to me...

For a truly metal pope we need Rob Halford though :P

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #649 on: April 13, 2009, 06:25:34 PM »
Well, that was John Paul II on that image, right? Doesn't look like Benedict to me...

For a truly metal pope we need Rob Halford though :P



No, we need Ozzy Osbourne.

Guy's already treated as some kind of god by most metalheads, he might as well cash in on that, right?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #650 on: April 13, 2009, 06:42:19 PM »
Well, that was John Paul II on that image, right? Doesn't look like Benedict to me...

For a truly metal pope we need Rob Halford though :P



No, we need Ozzy Osbourne.

Guy's already treated as some kind of god by most metalheads, he might as well cash in on that, right?

Actually, he's the backbone of the Mafia's drug trade. 90% of his body is cocaine, after all.


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #651 on: April 13, 2009, 07:29:18 PM »
Well, that was John Paul II on that image, right? Doesn't look like Benedict to me...

For a truly metal pope we need Rob Halford though :P



No, we need Ozzy Osbourne.

Guy's already treated as some kind of god by most metalheads, he might as well cash in on that, right?

Actually, he's the backbone of the Mafia's drug trade. 90% of his body is cocaine, after all.

Really? I could have sworn there was some crack in there.

Not that it would keep him from his priestly duties or anything. After all, the current Pope often says things that make me wonder what the hell he's been smoking in the morning.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #652 on: April 13, 2009, 09:28:03 PM »
BimR and I went for a walk today. And quickly started insulting each other...

AC: Stop being poopy.
BimR: You stop being poopy. *grabs AC's nipple* Even your nipples say you're being poopy.
AC: *Gropes BimR* Even your nipples say you're being a bitch.
BimR: I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES!
AC: ... :lmao
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #653 on: April 13, 2009, 09:57:07 PM »
BimR and I went for a walk today. And quickly started insulting each other...

AC: Stop being poopy.
BimR: You stop being poopy. *grabs AC's nipple* Even your nipples say you're being poopy.
AC: *Gropes BimR* Even your nipples say you're being a bitch.
BimR: I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES!
AC: ... :lmao

AC, you totally should have replied "of course you do! All six of them."
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #654 on: April 13, 2009, 10:32:12 PM »
Oh god, Kuro!  :lmao

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #655 on: April 13, 2009, 10:41:42 PM »
BimR and I went for a walk today. And quickly started insulting each other...

AC: Stop being poopy.
BimR: You stop being poopy. *grabs AC's nipple* Even your nipples say you're being poopy.
AC: *Gropes BimR* Even your nipples say you're being a bitch.
BimR: I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES!
AC: ... :lmao

AC, you totally should have replied "of course you do! All six of them."

I fell out of my chair laughing.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #656 on: April 13, 2009, 10:55:07 PM »
pics or it didnt happen?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #657 on: April 13, 2009, 11:43:13 PM »
Oh god, Kuro!  :lmao

I didn't realize bitches were catholic!

Seriously though, I probably wouldn't be able to make a comeback like that on the spot. I seriously need to speed up my vocal skills - I usually have total zingers come to me within 30 seconds of a specific quote, but by then it's too late to use them.
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For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #658 on: April 13, 2009, 11:44:28 PM »
Oh god, Kuro!  :lmao

I didn't realize bitches were catholic!

Seriously though, I probably wouldn't be able to make a comeback like that on the spot. I seriously need to speed up my vocal skills - I usually have total zingers come to me within 30 seconds of a specific quote, but by then it's too late to use them.

I always think of the right thing to say about 5 minutes too late. Which is not very helpful.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #659 on: April 13, 2009, 11:46:39 PM »
On a secondary note, BimR and AC sound like people I'd love to hang out with in real life, if only I didn't live so very close to the asscrack of the planet.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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