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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #940 on: July 30, 2010, 08:54:29 PM »
Q 281. What kind of spells would you expect to be on/around a semi-temporary war party HQ? Old Castle Ruins. All Humans, highest arcane is probly 12th level. Alngmnt prbly.. n/e?
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #941 on: July 30, 2010, 08:59:48 PM »
Disintegrate is always a crowd pleaser against the undead.  You'd need to ask the guy running things what he thinks about this, but it "might" bypass the vampire's escape and recovery attempt.  To be more accurate, it does, but plenty of people don't like this and try to talk their way around it, so you should find out if the DM is one of them.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #942 on: July 30, 2010, 10:14:16 PM »
Q 281. What kind of spells would you expect to be on/around a semi-temporary war party HQ? Old Castle Ruins. All Humans, highest arcane is probly 12th level. Alngmnt prbly.. n/e?

Wall of stone/wall of iron/fabricate should reinforce those ruins quite quickly.  If possible, forbiddance/unhallow for blocking opponents coming in.  Some bands might have automatic reset magic traps of magic missile (1k each) to serve as sentries.  A couple of ghoul glyph or symbol spells, maybe. 

Without knowing the composition can't really say that much more.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #943 on: July 31, 2010, 12:35:07 AM »
Q 280. What are some good anti-vampire techniques or items? I know of the sunburst pellet and the spell already. obviously turning... What kinds of things am I overlooking?
Forcecage. Then sit and wait for dawn. :D
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #944 on: July 31, 2010, 02:20:54 AM »
Q281 how much does equipment weight comparatively to regular equipment? 1/2? And can I get a page number to show my dm or a link? Thanks in advanced
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #945 on: July 31, 2010, 02:29:16 AM »
Q281 how much does equipment weight comparatively to regular equipment? 1/2? And can I get a page number to show my dm or a link? Thanks in advanced
I think you left out a word... or something.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #946 on: July 31, 2010, 02:50:29 AM »
Q 280. What are some good anti-vampire techniques or items? I know of the sunburst pellet and the spell already. obviously turning... What kinds of things am I overlooking?
Forcecage. Then sit and wait for dawn. :D

Wait, what's this sunburst pellet?
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #947 on: July 31, 2010, 02:57:08 AM »
Q282.  Why can I not post a new topic in this forum?  I've activated my account, and I don't see any "Application"  threads.  I'd be more sure about this if I could search for posts, of course...


EDIT: Holy cow.  So apparently having a post in this forum unlocks everything.  Well, for obvious reasons, I'm leaving this here.  :D

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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #948 on: July 31, 2010, 04:25:27 AM »
Q 283 Could a +5 refined collision returning evil outsider bane keen cold iron large-sized halfspear get through DR 15/Epic? The Friday DM says no.

Q 284 Where can I find the "refined" ability, or whatever it is?
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #949 on: July 31, 2010, 04:46:49 AM »
Q 280. What are some good anti-vampire techniques or items? I know of the sunburst pellet and the spell already. obviously turning... What kinds of things am I overlooking?
Forcecage. Then sit and wait for dawn. :D

Wait, what's this sunburst pellet?

Sun Flash Pellet (Und; 6,000): Creates a sunburst effect upon burst.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #950 on: July 31, 2010, 06:55:54 AM »
Q 283 Could a +5 refined collision returning evil outsider bane keen cold iron large-sized halfspear get through DR 15/Epic? The Friday DM says no.

Q 284 Where can I find the "refined" ability, or whatever it is?

A 283: As weird as it sounds, but he is right. You need an effective +6 at least to get through epic. However, if the subject is an outsider, the Bane makes the weapon effectively +7, and it gets through Epic.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #951 on: July 31, 2010, 06:57:40 AM »
Q 283 Could a +5 refined collision returning evil outsider bane keen cold iron large-sized halfspear get through DR 15/Epic? The Friday DM says no.

Q 284 Where can I find the "refined" ability, or whatever it is?

A 283: As weird as it sounds, but he is right. You need an effective +6 at least to get through epic. However, if the subject is an outsider, the Bane makes the weapon effectively +7, and it gets through Epic.
Dang. Well that's good to know regardless.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #952 on: July 31, 2010, 09:15:56 AM »
Q 283 Could a +5 refined collision returning evil outsider bane keen cold iron large-sized halfspear get through DR 15/Epic? The Friday DM says no.

Q 284 Where can I find the "refined" ability, or whatever it is?

A 283: As weird as it sounds, but he is right. You need an effective +6 at least to get through epic. However, if the subject is an outsider, the Bane makes the weapon effectively +7, and it gets through Epic.
a +6 enhancement mod, or a total weapon ability count of +11 or more.
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #953 on: July 31, 2010, 11:00:53 AM »
Q 283 Could a +5 refined collision returning evil outsider bane keen cold iron large-sized halfspear get through DR 15/Epic? The Friday DM says no.

Q 284 Where can I find the "refined" ability, or whatever it is?

A 283: As weird as it sounds, but he is right. You need an effective +6 at least to get through epic. However, if the subject is an outsider, the Bane makes the weapon effectively +7, and it gets through Epic.
a +6 enhancement mod, or a total weapon ability count of +11 or more.
The MM is very particular about the +6 enhancement bonus or greater.  You're thinking of epic pricing, which can also be +11 or greater in total value.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #954 on: July 31, 2010, 11:11:48 AM »
Q 283 Could a +5 refined collision returning evil outsider bane keen cold iron large-sized halfspear get through DR 15/Epic? The Friday DM says no.

Q 284 Where can I find the "refined" ability, or whatever it is?

A 283: As weird as it sounds, but he is right. You need an effective +6 at least to get through epic. However, if the subject is an outsider, the Bane makes the weapon effectively +7, and it gets through Epic.
a +6 enhancement mod, or a total weapon ability count of +11 or more.
The MM is very particular about the +6 enhancement bonus or greater.  You're thinking of epic pricing, which can also be +11 or greater in total value.
Hmm, you are right. I read the wrong entry :(

So, yeah, I second the Bane thing. Nice part is that it saves you needing a +5 weapon, since a +4 bane qualifies.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #955 on: July 31, 2010, 03:29:16 PM »
Q 285 Where can I find the crafting information that you can do upwards of 1000 gold a day (or week, whichever it is) worth of work on an item, or 10,000 worth after taking the epic ability?
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #956 on: July 31, 2010, 03:34:05 PM »
Q281 how much does tiny equipment weight comparatively to regular equipment? 1/2? And can I get a page number to show my dm or a link? Thanks in advanced

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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #957 on: July 31, 2010, 07:55:25 PM »
Q 286:
Are swarms with immunity to weapon damage also immune to natural weapons?
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #958 on: July 31, 2010, 08:56:11 PM »
Q 286:
Are swarms with immunity to weapon damage also immune to natural weapons?
Yes
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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By yes, she means no.
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Why would you even do this? It hurts my eyes and looks like you ate your keyboard before suffering an attack of explosive diarrhea.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question: Singing Tesla Coil Edition
« Reply #959 on: July 31, 2010, 09:27:13 PM »
Q 285 Where can I find the crafting information that you can do upwards of 1000 gold a day (or week, whichever it is) worth of work on an item, or 10,000 worth after taking the epic ability?
"crafting magic items" section .... DMG & ELH, respectively.
(note, does not apply to mundane crafting)

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