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Vinom

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #280 on: June 07, 2011, 11:29:16 PM »
"Relax, I saw this in a porno once."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #281 on: June 07, 2011, 11:37:13 PM »
Quote from: Vinom on June 07, 2011, 11:29:16 PM
"Relax, I saw this in a porno once."
"PLEASE tell me it wasn't in Trannies Do Texas Cows VI."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #282 on: June 08, 2011, 01:47:39 AM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on June 07, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
Quote from: Vinom on June 07, 2011, 11:29:16 PM
"Relax, I saw this in a porno once."
"PLEASE tell me it wasn't in Trannies Do Texas Cows VI."
"No, it was the sequel, I couldn't find a dildo tipped bullwhip on such short notice."
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A player once asked me if there was any way to make a Tarrasque more evil... 3 sessions later he was stoned with D20s as the PC led an exidus out of the path of a Dire Tarrasque of Legendary Wonder.

Quote from:  Sarda the Sage
You're a quick thinker and spiteful, I can respect that. You won't be killed, Bikke

Never trust a smiling laughing chuckling grinning emotionless drunk, you know what Never Trust a DM!

78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature

Pulling off Pun-pun in 26 rounds

N00bs, because all gamers have to start somewhere

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #283 on: June 08, 2011, 06:28:57 AM »
"Has anyone seen my cock?  He tends to scamper off at inopportune moments..."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #284 on: June 19, 2011, 10:04:10 PM »
Laughter, from either gender.

"Is it in yet?" (funnier when it comes from the man)

"Oh, your mom called."

"You're cheating on me, aren't you?"
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