So this morning I was running, and there was this drizzle. By the time I stopped running, the rainwater was evaporating visibly off me. (Pretty cool visual effect, actually.)
So I go over to a nearby tree to stretch. The final exercise is meant to stretch the posterior calf muscles, and it looks suspiciously like pushing something heavy away. At this point, I accidentally break off a piece of bark, and there's this loud noise like wood splitting, and people start staring.
"Don't worry, guys." I say out loud, "I'm just moving this bad girl a couple of inches to the right."