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[Prak, the Mad]

Australia bans flat-chested porn, female ejaculation

I suppose they'd do what the porn industry always does...time to increase types of fetishes.

That's pretty damned funny, right there.

Funny in a pathetic way. I mean, look at their reasoning:
"Flat/small chested women simulate children/underage"
"female ejaculation is disgusting"

Wow aussies, just, wow.

First, legal models portraying underage characters shouldn't be illegal, because it theoretically provides an outlet which keeps children safe (I don't know of any studies, so it's theoretical at this point"

Second, Not everyone into flat/small chests is into kids, some people just like tits regardless of size.

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?

[MyndBulletz]

 

[Prime32]

That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.

What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.

[Kuroimaken]

That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.

What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.

   Dude, Shingetsutan Tsukihime. 23 episodes. Watched it clear as day!

[Prime32]

That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.

What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.

   Dude, Shingetsutan Tsukihime. 23 episodes. Watched it clear as day!

Sorry, you must be mistaken. There is no Tsukihime anime.
This is a meme. However, it exists for good reason. The anime was about as faithful to the source material as the Eragon movie. Less, probably. For more detail see http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsukihime

[veekie]

What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?

There are four Shikis in this game (Tohno Shiki, Nanaya Shiki, Tohno SHIKI and Ryougi Shiki) - you'll have to be more specific.

Tohno Shiki cuts the lines of death
Nanaya Shiki doesn't have Mystic Eyes, but is crazy-badass anyway
Tohno SHIKI could only cut the lines of life when he was taken over by Roa anyway
Ryougi Shiki cuts the lines of death, but better

Nanaya Shiki is more of a personality hosted in Tohno Shiki though, and  he can do shit like running up walls using nothing but skill and momentum, defeating vampires in close combat...plus the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception that Tohno Shiki has.

[Prime32]

Nanaya Shiki is more of a personality hosted in Tohno Shiki though, and  he can do shit like running up walls using nothing but skill and momentum, defeating vampires in close combat...plus the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception that Tohno Shiki has.

Well, that depends. In Tsukihime, Nanaya is Shiki's "angry side". In Kagetsu Tohya and Melty Blood he's Shiki's nightmare of the person he would have become if he never had that accident (in Melty Blood there's a guy running around who achieved immortality by essentially turning himself into a sentient meme, and he makes this Nanaya physical). In Battle Moon Wars, he's essentially Shiki's angry side split off into another person somehow.

Only the first incarnation has Mystic Eyes, since Shiki gained them as a result of that accident. The others are just insanely skilled with knives.


Ryougi Shiki is an unrelated character from Kara no Kyoukai.

[veekie]

The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.

And IIRC, in Kagetsu Tohya, hes still a personality of Shiki, what with the whole thing being set in a dream...the kind of dream shrooms might give you.

[Prime32]

The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.

And was omitted from the anime entirely, along with any mention of the Nanaya family and its connection to Shiki, or the maids' personalities and backstories. Er, I mean... There is no Tsukihime anime.

Kuro, just read the VN. Please.
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.

[Kuroimaken]

The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.

And was omitted from the anime entirely, along with any mention of the Nanaya family and its connection to Shiki, or the maids' personalities and backstories. Er, I mean... There is no Tsukihime anime.

Kuro, just read the VN. Please.
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.

Ah, that explains a fuckton.

[veekie]

Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.

His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.

[CountArioch]

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?

Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose?  It is far from pleasant.  Trust me on that one.

[Prime32]

Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.

His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.

Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.

[BowenSilverclaw]

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?

Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose?  It is far from pleasant.  Trust me on that one.

But then again, that goes for most fluids shot up your nose...

[Sinfire Titan]

The actor who played Zed in MIB got arrested the other day. I find the irony amusing.

[CountArioch]

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?

Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose?  It is far from pleasant.  Trust me on that one.

But then again, that goes for most fluids shot up your nose...

Quite true.  I think I would have been more upset had it been urine or liquid feces or vomit.

[veekie]

Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.

His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.

Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.

I nearly did myself an injury laughing when I hit those.

[Bozwevial]

Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.

His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.

Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.

I nearly did myself an injury laughing when I hit those.

I threw up a little in my mouth. Yeah, I laughed, but now I won't be able to look at candy, bread, cereal, or cookies for a good while.

[veekie]

You forgot the toys.

[Ruam]

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The fact that this pic actually says that the sale has come to an end