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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #920 on: January 13, 2010, 11:35:28 AM »
The Naruto ones are only amusing because it's a way to talk smack of it !  :D (You knew I was gonna make that comment.)

The Rowan Atkinson and Dave Allen ones are funny as all hell, though.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #921 on: January 14, 2010, 11:00:50 AM »
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her.  you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!

of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.>
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #922 on: January 14, 2010, 09:30:26 PM »
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her.  you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!

of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #923 on: January 14, 2010, 09:42:38 PM »
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her.  you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!

of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
Let the people do whatever they want in bed, it tends to be a victimless hobby. Naturally rapists are not included.

Indeed, my only criterion for morality in this regard is informed consent. Also that people not tell me about it if I don't ask, but that's a different thing.
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #924 on: January 14, 2010, 09:46:53 PM »
I don't care who blows what donkey or fingers what tuna, it just leaves more chicks for me.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #925 on: January 15, 2010, 06:58:57 AM »
Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.>
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #926 on: January 15, 2010, 11:35:33 AM »
I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.

It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...
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6: Skill based. Commoner, Expert, Samurai.
5: Mundane warrior. Barbarian, Fighter, Monk.
4: Partial casters. Adapt, Hexblade, Paladin, Ranger, Spelltheif.
3: Focused casters. Bard, Beguiler, Dread Necromancer, Martial Adapts, Warmage.
2: Full casters. Favored Soul, Psion, Sorcerer, Wu Jen.
1: Elitists. Artificer, Cleric, Druid, Wizard.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #927 on: January 15, 2010, 05:51:48 PM »
I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.

It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...

Some people tell me they find hte woman hysterical, but coincidentally all of those people are women...divorced women...

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #928 on: January 16, 2010, 08:45:26 AM »
It was pretty amusing to me.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #929 on: January 16, 2010, 03:41:42 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1wdjlbyFc

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #930 on: January 19, 2010, 07:28:56 PM »
I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.

It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...

Some people tell me they find hte woman hysterical, but coincidentally all of those people are women...divorced women...
Actually I found her pretty funny too.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #931 on: January 20, 2010, 08:09:17 PM »
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Impromptu billboard porn film stops traffic
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Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:30am EST

MOSCOW (Reuters) - An enormous television screen showing a pornographic film caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow Thursday as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies.

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The owner of the advertising screen, which sits atop a main road about two km (1.2 miles) south of the Kremlin, told the state-run RIA news agency that hackers had broken into the screen's computer system and turned on the porn.

"They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company," Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru, told RIA.

A short clip showing cars slowing to a halt to look at the screen sprung up on youtube.com and internet sites Friday across Russia, a country which banned nudity on television before the Soviet Union fell in 1991.

Authorities said they are investigating, RIA added.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #935 on: January 25, 2010, 05:20:51 PM »

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #936 on: January 25, 2010, 06:12:04 PM »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #937 on: January 26, 2010, 11:40:39 AM »
Another one for uncle Kitty....


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #938 on: January 27, 2010, 09:22:14 AM »
Us feline overlords can be testy bout impuning our grammar  :D

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #939 on: January 28, 2010, 01:11:49 PM »
Might count as NSFW:
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