More Things That Make You LOL

[Sinfire Titan]

Thank you, VG Cats, for proving how malevolent Link really is.

[Kuroimaken]

And for reminding us some of humanity is incredibly stupid.

[McPoyo]

Start with Marshal (yo dawg I herd you like charisma so I put some charisma in your charisma)

i cant unread that

I actually thought that was probably the funniest yo dawg I've ever heard.

I prefer the one for Windows Vista.

[PhaedrusXY]

  THAT IS AWESOME!

[Sinfire Titan]

*Snip*

Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."

[McPoyo]

*Snip*

Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."

And the mental image that line just conjured was very incredibly NSFW...

[veekie]

*Snip*

Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."

And the mental image that line just conjured was very incredibly NSFW...

And, I'd like to add, very very true.

[bhu]

there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."

[veekie]

there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."

Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

[BowenSilverclaw]

http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35

[Agita]

http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35

That's awesome, but the quality of their German makes me wince.

[McPoyo]

there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."

Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.

[PhaedrusXY]

there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."

Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.

Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone... 

[Agita]

there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."

Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.

Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone... 

I believe Meg mentioned she has one at some point.

[CountArioch]

Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

[Kuroimaken]

Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.

[McPoyo]

Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.

That's what happens when you let them out of the kitchen

[Dan2]

I am a physicist.  And right now, my textbook is discussing "bra vectors".

Although, I suppose that Quantum Mechanics might be an appropriately mysterious field to study what goes on within those confines.
... If only...

[bhu]

there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."

Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.

Oh I know they're using them.

I also know that some 14 year olds have snoopy moms who open their mail...

[CountArioch]

Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.

I mean, I told her that at this point, there were only two ways to hurt my feelings and she managed to do both in one paragraph.