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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #640 on: November 19, 2009, 10:03:14 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #641 on: November 19, 2009, 01:55:14 PM »
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Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #642 on: November 19, 2009, 07:25:40 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #643 on: November 19, 2009, 08:02:06 PM »
That was really, really funny.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #644 on: November 20, 2009, 10:47:12 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #645 on: November 20, 2009, 12:31:58 PM »
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It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #646 on: November 20, 2009, 12:46:13 PM »
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
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Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Quote from: Solo on July 31, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #647 on: November 21, 2009, 12:14:36 PM »
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #648 on: November 21, 2009, 06:04:28 PM »
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on September 26, 2010, 09:14:31 PM
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #649 on: November 21, 2009, 07:26:49 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #650 on: November 21, 2009, 08:01:21 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #651 on: November 22, 2009, 09:45:11 AM »
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #652 on: November 22, 2009, 09:52:51 AM »
Quote from: Ruam on November 22, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal

Pretty tongue-in-cheek, don't you think?
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #653 on: November 22, 2009, 10:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Ruam on November 22, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal
It doesn't make me lol. Just weep. I don't have the willpower to get past the first paragraph. :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #654 on: November 22, 2009, 11:35:45 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #655 on: November 23, 2009, 03:13:00 AM »
I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #656 on: November 23, 2009, 03:19:08 AM »
Quote from: Ruam on November 22, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal

This reminds me of an ex-girlfriend so much.  Can't be her though, she's not smart enough to use a computer.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #657 on: November 23, 2009, 10:57:45 AM »
Quote from: dman11235 on November 23, 2009, 03:13:00 AM
I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever.
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[Spoiler]
Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: snakeman830 on March 30, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Quote from: Solo on July 31, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #658 on: November 23, 2009, 09:51:04 PM »
Quote from: McPoyo on November 23, 2009, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: dman11235 on November 23, 2009, 03:13:00 AM
I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever.
That shit is epic.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #659 on: November 24, 2009, 02:44:13 AM »
Quote from: InnaBinder on November 22, 2009, 11:35:45 AM
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