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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #500 on: October 28, 2009, 02:48:50 PM »
Quote from: bhu on October 23, 2009, 10:34:46 PM
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol
:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
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Quote from: Lycanthromancer on September 12, 2011, 09:40:53 PM
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #501 on: October 28, 2009, 03:08:14 PM »
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on October 28, 2009, 02:48:50 PM
Quote from: bhu on October 23, 2009, 10:34:46 PM
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol
:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
Host a reality TV show at your work. More money :P
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: snakeman830 on March 30, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Quote from: Solo on July 31, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #502 on: October 29, 2009, 12:49:42 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #503 on: October 29, 2009, 04:03:31 AM »
lol, that was odd.
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"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #504 on: October 29, 2009, 05:13:50 AM »
Quote from: McPoyo on October 28, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on October 28, 2009, 02:48:50 PM
Quote from: bhu on October 23, 2009, 10:34:46 PM
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol
:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
Host a reality TV show at your work. More money :P

Ooooooh...... :o

Now theres a thought....

Between the thieves, the potheads, and the manic depressives it cant possible fail...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #505 on: October 29, 2009, 05:14:38 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #506 on: October 29, 2009, 09:49:33 AM »
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #507 on: October 29, 2009, 11:28:43 AM »
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: snakeman830 on March 30, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Quote from: Solo on July 31, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #508 on: October 29, 2009, 06:49:59 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #509 on: October 31, 2009, 11:56:38 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #510 on: November 01, 2009, 01:45:41 AM »
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #511 on: November 01, 2009, 04:41:42 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #512 on: November 01, 2009, 08:08:12 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S-DgR_nj0c

Ah the 80's, when everyones favorite softcore porn happened to be aerobics shows on tv...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #513 on: November 01, 2009, 12:53:58 PM »
Quote from: bhu on November 01, 2009, 08:08:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S-DgR_nj0c

Ah the 80's, when everyones favorite softcore porn happened to be aerobics shows on tv...

good times...

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #514 on: November 01, 2009, 01:39:37 PM »
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #515 on: November 01, 2009, 06:25:22 PM »
Quote from: veekie on November 01, 2009, 01:39:37 PM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat
oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #516 on: November 01, 2009, 06:38:56 PM »
Quote from: Prak, the Mad on November 01, 2009, 06:25:22 PM
Quote from: veekie on November 01, 2009, 01:39:37 PM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat
oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
iirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: snakeman830 on March 30, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Quote from: Solo on July 31, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #517 on: November 01, 2009, 07:07:51 PM »
...people will do anything to get wasted... I swear...
I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #518 on: November 01, 2009, 08:58:49 PM »
Quote from: Prak, the Mad on November 01, 2009, 07:07:51 PM
...people will do anything to get wasted... I swear...
I agree.

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I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...
I disagree.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #519 on: November 01, 2009, 09:15:42 PM »
I'm just saying I don't understand people who treat getting wasted as an end unto itself.
I can understand drinking to forget, but not getting wasted for lack of anything else to do...
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