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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #400 on: October 08, 2009, 10:22:12 PM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #401 on: October 08, 2009, 11:07:56 PM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably.

Barring if the seat is made of velvet or something... you'd still be rubbing your balls against it.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #402 on: October 09, 2009, 07:50:17 AM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #403 on: October 09, 2009, 09:01:29 AM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #404 on: October 09, 2009, 09:59:33 AM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, you pounded with a force of 98 Newton and reached 20 cm inside. Please enter your name to be placed on the top 3 list" ;)

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #405 on: October 09, 2009, 10:10:59 AM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #406 on: October 09, 2009, 10:14:28 AM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #407 on: October 09, 2009, 11:04:41 AM »
Today I decided to wear my BG shirt "They call it a clam for a reason" to casual Friday. I saw my grandma before work and she laughed at it. That made my day. :lmao
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #408 on: October 09, 2009, 11:15:08 AM »
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, you pounded with a force of 98 Newton and reached 20 cm inside. Please enter your name to be placed on the top 3 list" ;)
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm!  You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter.  Seriously, are you numb?  There must be something wrong with you."
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, you have ejaculated 3.5 gallons of sperm into the machine. Please contact tech support and tell them to bring the heavy-duty radiation suits, because you're obviously a fucking mutant."


:lol

That was brilliant, guys :clap
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #409 on: October 09, 2009, 12:29:37 PM »



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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #410 on: October 09, 2009, 05:28:42 PM »
[url]http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20031129[url]

They are looking out to get a hot, swedish, female exchange student (and they get one too), the twist is just that "Jan" is a male name in Sweden and not female. Considering I have lived my entire life in Sweden and have yet to meet a swedish girl named Janet I consider this a mistake, a fairly entertaining one actually.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #411 on: October 09, 2009, 06:53:49 PM »
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.

AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #412 on: October 09, 2009, 07:21:53 PM »
:lol
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #413 on: October 09, 2009, 07:37:14 PM »
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.

AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!

If only you guys could make a television show out of this...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #414 on: October 09, 2009, 07:42:31 PM »
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.

AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!

If only you guys could make a television show out of this...

I'd watch it, and probably die laughing :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #415 on: October 09, 2009, 09:21:14 PM »
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #416 on: October 09, 2009, 09:47:56 PM »
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG.

I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #417 on: October 09, 2009, 09:53:45 PM »
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG.

I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #418 on: October 09, 2009, 09:56:49 PM »
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG.

I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
You've got your first one. I got my copy today. :D
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #419 on: October 10, 2009, 01:24:00 AM »
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

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