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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #280 on: September 17, 2009, 03:06:36 PM »
The producer claimed it was too controversial in that subtext. I'd love to read the actual article and learn if it was a hold-up due to his belief on that, or if no distribution company would pick it up, since they'll publish damned near anything video-based over here.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #281 on: September 17, 2009, 03:07:29 PM »
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #282 on: September 17, 2009, 03:31:30 PM »
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad

Don't act American, and nobody will care :P (Works the same way in the opposite direction)

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #283 on: September 17, 2009, 06:11:42 PM »
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.

I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.

Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #284 on: September 17, 2009, 06:20:06 PM »
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.

I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.

Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
Dont open a bra store? :P
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #285 on: September 17, 2009, 08:03:43 PM »
Dont open a bra store? :P

 :lmao
I like your logic better, McPoyo.

First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.



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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #286 on: September 17, 2009, 08:08:59 PM »
And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad: 
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same.  :D

BimR's bird is a butthead.

AC is a butthead.

Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #287 on: September 17, 2009, 08:13:39 PM »
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.

With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #288 on: September 17, 2009, 08:18:52 PM »
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.

With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.

Per capita or absolute? Oh, wait... population 200 million... nevermind.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #289 on: September 17, 2009, 08:24:18 PM »
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.

With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.

Per capita or absolute? Oh, wait... population 200 million... nevermind.

The report (which I am trying to relocate now) was absolute.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #290 on: September 17, 2009, 08:52:04 PM »
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #291 on: September 18, 2009, 12:04:17 AM »
It's official, we all want BimR around.

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Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.

I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.

Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
Dont open a bra store? :P

Those who aren't gifted with large mammaries tend to ignore the changing weather rule.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #292 on: September 18, 2009, 07:54:31 AM »

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.

Boobies are yay?  :D

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #293 on: September 18, 2009, 08:18:03 AM »
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Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #294 on: September 18, 2009, 09:55:08 AM »

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #295 on: September 18, 2009, 12:03:58 PM »
And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad: 
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same.  :D

BimR's bird is a butthead.

AC is a butthead.

Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #296 on: September 18, 2009, 01:04:10 PM »
And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad: 
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same.  :D

BimR's bird is a butthead.

AC is a butthead.

Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?
Damn. I've been discovered. :sofa
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #297 on: September 18, 2009, 01:11:49 PM »
It actually turned out to be a lot funnier than I thought it'd be...

AC is a tad annoyed with me for causing flame wars.

But to be fair, I wasn't REALLY trolling, I was more like, "hey guys, let's all laugh at people who are protesting but don't know what they stand for!" and then it turned into a whole political debate which was still kinda funny but with a sad flavor...

Seriously, those people in the video.... i feel like i don'T even live in america and I know more about their politics (or what a czar is) than they do!!  It's pretty hillarious ! :D


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #298 on: September 18, 2009, 01:34:49 PM »
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p

Why does everybody want to eat my baby?  ???


 :lmao That sounds so wrong.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #299 on: September 18, 2009, 01:39:04 PM »
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p

Why does everybody want to eat my baby?  ???


 :lmao That sounds so wrong.

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