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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #220 on: September 10, 2009, 02:52:22 PM »
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
Butch women with nazi-style crew cuts wearing strap-ons that they brutally use on men?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #221 on: September 10, 2009, 02:55:08 PM »
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
Butch women with nazi-style crew cuts wearing strap-ons that they brutally use on men?
Doesn't seem feminist so much as kinky, though. Anything I can think of that would even remotely qualify just falls under a standard fetish. That is why I am confused.
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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« Reply #222 on: September 10, 2009, 04:24:42 PM »
Google says yes.

I'm actually too tired for porn right now, so I'll check the clips tomorrow ;) You guys have a look though  :D

I'm not against the idea in principle. "Art" is art (I value porn higher than some forms of 'high' art. So yeah.) and culture is culture, and I support governments investing into things big business is unlikely to profit from. I am, however, against feminazis. I think the whole "feminism" thing needs to end and be replaced by "egalitarianism" or something. And it's not that I think that's one of the major problems of our society, I'm just thinking that should be the general direction we should be heading in in this century.

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« Reply #223 on: September 10, 2009, 06:02:08 PM »
Sankaku Complex also says yes. (NSFW, at all...)

I like how in the interview the interviewer asks if the government should fund men making porn and she flat out replies "no, they make money from women's bodies."

'Cause, you know, that psyche porn is so hot....

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« Reply #224 on: September 10, 2009, 06:04:46 PM »
They gave some 480000 SEK to finance it as far as I know. I suppose that is somewhat correct, since we get a lot of news from the imperialist fuckers of Sweden.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #225 on: September 10, 2009, 07:18:51 PM »
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.
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« Reply #226 on: September 10, 2009, 08:01:43 PM »
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.

Well if they did their job in the kitchen properly, maybe they wouldn't be sexually frustrated...  :hide
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #228 on: September 10, 2009, 09:39:47 PM »
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.

Maybe if they weren't sexually frustrated, repressed bullies and would give nerds a chance they might occasionally get worshipped.

And I'm not entirely using innuendo.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #229 on: September 10, 2009, 10:39:58 PM »
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.

Maybe if they weren't sexually frustrated, repressed bullies and would give nerds a chance they might occasionally get worshipped.

And I'm not entirely using innuendo.
Maybe if they just gave nerds a chance, period. Some of them are totally into that stuff.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Final Fantasy 7
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« Reply #230 on: September 10, 2009, 11:23:03 PM »
So, who else is doing this?

Well, I am now. Must find some appropriate time-traveler attire, though.
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #231 on: September 11, 2009, 04:11:42 AM »
So, who else is doing this?

Well, I am now. Must find some appropriate time-traveler attire, though.
I might, I like the "escaped prisoner from the future idea, and I can just not wash or tie back my hair, and I'm partway there...

ah, things that make me lol... well, apparently I'm psychic, given that a few minutes ago I had to debate with myself over talking to a married friend that I'm attracted to. I wound up thinking, jokingly, "hey, maybe they're getting divorced."

...apparently they're getting divorced. No word yet on the rest of the fantasy that went along with the joking thought.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #232 on: September 11, 2009, 10:37:28 AM »
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas.   :eh

Daytona or Tampa. Just be prepared, an unsettling majority are dumb as barns.

I prefer non-dumb wimmens tho...  :(

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #234 on: September 11, 2009, 01:43:35 PM »
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl
Okay, just the title sent me rofl-ing. As for the vid itself, I found it awesome even though I haven't watched a single episode of Hellsing.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #235 on: September 11, 2009, 01:45:52 PM »
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl
Okay, just the title sent me rofl-ing. As for the vid itself, I found it awesome even though I haven't watched a single episode of Hellsing.

This.  :lmao

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #236 on: September 11, 2009, 02:22:01 PM »
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Final Fantasy 7
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« Reply #237 on: September 11, 2009, 02:40:17 PM »
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl
I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #238 on: September 11, 2009, 05:06:20 PM »
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl
I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!
Very well... you escape my wrath. FOR NOW.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #239 on: September 11, 2009, 05:33:29 PM »
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl
I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!
Very well... you escape my wrath. FOR NOW.
Watch this:
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Yes, SRW has Nanoha references now.
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