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PhaedrusXY

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2009, 12:56:33 PM »
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2009, 01:34:18 PM »
http://www.jerkcity.com/

10+ years of fucking hilarious.
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2009, 08:38:54 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2009, 11:18:46 PM »
Quote from: bhu on August 02, 2009, 09:30:46 PM
My coworkers are talking about selling weed at work after hours.

You may wonder why this makes me laugh.

We either finish work after the next shift has arrived, or only a few hours before they arrive, so their window of opportunity is small.  Nothing is around us but some factories and storage facilities, and with the exception of a truck yard there's no real traffic.  The parking lot is semi lit, has hundreds of feet of open space around it (so it's easily visible), and the police patrol every so often because we have car break ins.  They assume because they've gone years without being caught smoking they wont have a problem doing this.

And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead
Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2009, 12:36:04 AM »
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 07:00:12 AM »
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on August 04, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
Philanderer suffers super-glued penis

You should've seen the 4 women


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2009, 07:02:44 AM »
Quote from: Prak, the Mad on August 04, 2009, 11:18:46 PM
Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?

Yup.  Considering their coke and ecstasy habits they need some time away from the weed on occasion.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2009, 11:42:27 AM »




Edit: May or may not have been 1-up'ed.


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2009, 01:55:19 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2009, 04:02:50 AM »
An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189
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« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2009, 04:13:52 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2009, 10:50:57 AM »
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He would not have to lift a heavy stone itself?
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He is either not willing to lift a heavy stone itself?
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He is not heavy to lift one's own stones?
Well, that explains that.

The process is as hilarious as the output.

No, MORE hilarious.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2009, 12:27:56 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2009, 01:13:25 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on August 06, 2009, 12:27:56 PM
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http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/


Oh god!  :lmao

And my mom thinks I'M a videogame addict.

why is that a video of a dog humping someone?

Because the kid is STILL playing, even as the dog humps him.
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2009, 01:17:02 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2009, 06:42:28 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on July 31, 2009, 05:18:26 PM
Gregory House's analogies.
The episode where he polls the janitor for ideas and uses him as an assistant is awesome  :lmao

I created a 4-item loop http://translationparty.com/tp/#94484
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
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