More Things That Make You LOL

[wotmaniac]

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My sides hurt...

[Prime32]

In conjuction with this article, I bring you this news article.

My sides hurt...

Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly.

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage.

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.

[AndyJames]

In conjuction with this article, I bring you this news article.

My sides hurt...

Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly.

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage.

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.

I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

[Prime32]

I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

Didn't mean to imply it. But "If one wants to mock him" would make me sound like a snob!

[Kuroimaken]

In conjuction with this article, I bring you this news article.

My sides hurt...

Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly.

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage.

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.

I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?

[AndyJames]

In conjuction with this article, I bring you this news article.

My sides hurt...

Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly.

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage.

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.

I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?

Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?

[Bauglir]

In conjuction with this article, I bring you this news article.

My sides hurt...

Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly.

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage.

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.

I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?

Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?

Monocles are well-known for their ability to improve the flavor of tea. At least, if you're smart enough to have them ground from sugar crystals instead of glass. I can't think of any way that could go wrong.

[Bozwevial]

In conjuction with this article, I bring you this news article.

My sides hurt...

Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly.

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage.

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.

I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?

Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?

Monocles are well-known for their ability to improve the flavor of tea. At least, if you're smart enough to have them ground from sugar crystals instead of glass. I can't think of any way that could go wrong.

Shatter spell?

[veekie]

Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.

[Bozwevial]

Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.

You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.

[Prime32]

Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.

You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.

Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?

[Bozwevial]

Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.

You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.

Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?

Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?

[Prime32]

Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.

You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.

Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?

Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?

If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.

[Bozwevial]

If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.

True, but if you don't have the luxury of waiting for the right moment, the monocle is a better choice. The shock might make them spill their tea anyway.

[Monotremeancer]

Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.

You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.

Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?

Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?

If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.

If it's anything like coffee, you could earn a fortune like that

[Prime32]

Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.

You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.

Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?

Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?

If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.

If it's anything like coffee, you could earn a fortune like that

But if you're drinking tea while wearing a monocle you probably have a fortune anyway.

[Sinfire Titan]

TVTropes is usually very humorous, but the current page quote for The Human Centipede is fairly funny.

[Agita]

Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.

[Sinfire Titan]

Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.

You still got credit right?

[Agita]

Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.

You still got credit right?

Yeah, of course. I'd be pretty pissed if I hadn't. This way I just find it funny.