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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1700 on: October 03, 2010, 10:55:35 PM »
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Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.

iLoled.


Edit: We should convince them to remake Soylent Green with that as the premise.

Replace chemical burn in Fight Club by using a microwave instead.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1701 on: October 04, 2010, 06:59:23 PM »

I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1702 on: October 05, 2010, 05:49:06 AM »
Quote from: Monotremeancer on October 04, 2010, 06:59:23 PM

I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1703 on: October 05, 2010, 02:15:53 PM »
Quote from: veekie on October 05, 2010, 05:49:06 AM
Quote from: Monotremeancer on October 04, 2010, 06:59:23 PM

I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
Don't wear nylon while attempting to ignite farts.
Do make sure the area is slightly damp.
And don't jump around like a dumbass.
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1704 on: October 06, 2010, 05:42:25 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1705 on: October 06, 2010, 06:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 06, 2010, 05:42:25 PM
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/718040/beach-blazblue-blonde_hair-epic-ice_car-island-jin


Moderately NSFW because of ads, but the image itself is fine.

Ah, yes. The island of brotherly violence. Soooooo much fun.  :D
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1706 on: October 06, 2010, 11:56:39 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1707 on: October 07, 2010, 02:12:46 PM »
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The last panel is hilarious!

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1708 on: October 07, 2010, 04:36:22 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1709 on: October 07, 2010, 05:08:21 PM »
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Quote from: Mixster on November 28, 2010, 05:33:01 PM
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1710 on: October 08, 2010, 10:23:32 AM »
I love the Onion.  I need to start reading that regularly again.
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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
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Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1711 on: October 08, 2010, 01:00:32 PM »
We actually had the CEO of the Onion speak here recently.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1712 on: October 08, 2010, 03:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Bozwevial on October 08, 2010, 01:00:32 PM
We actually had the CEO of the Onion speak here recently.
Now that is impressive
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Quote from: Mixster on November 28, 2010, 05:33:01 PM
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1713 on: October 08, 2010, 03:39:11 PM »
And awesome!
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My balancing 3.5 compendium
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1714 on: October 08, 2010, 04:25:07 PM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on October 08, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
And awesome!
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1715 on: October 08, 2010, 05:33:12 PM »
Quote from: Bozwevial on October 08, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
Quote from: RobbyPants on October 08, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
And awesome!
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
I dare say we all want to hear the full story.
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Quote from: Mixster on November 28, 2010, 05:33:01 PM
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1716 on: October 08, 2010, 05:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Monotremeancer on October 08, 2010, 05:33:12 PM
Quote from: Bozwevial on October 08, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
Quote from: RobbyPants on October 08, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
And awesome!
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
I dare say we all want to hear the full story.
He did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1717 on: October 08, 2010, 05:59:02 PM »
Quote from: Bozwevial on October 08, 2010, 05:47:32 PM
Quote from: Monotremeancer on October 08, 2010, 05:33:12 PM
Quote from: Bozwevial on October 08, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
Quote from: RobbyPants on October 08, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
And awesome!
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
I dare say we all want to hear the full story.
He did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture.
Well, considering that this is The Onion you're talking about... :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1718 on: October 08, 2010, 06:08:40 PM »
Yeah, but he's the CEO, not the founder.

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"One thing I do not want to do is suggest that I had anything to do with inventing, writing for, or bringing The Onion to where it is today," said Hannah. "I'm just a guy who got a call from a lawyer friend a few years back who said The Onion  needed an angel investor. I recruited one. Eventually I invested in it, served on the board, and then got drafted (in 2004) to be CEO because the company was growing so fast. Basically, I got lucky big time."
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1719 on: October 08, 2010, 08:58:42 PM »
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